By just about pissed off - 11/08/2013 17:24 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, to help with my insomnia, I downloaded some relaxing rain MP3s and set them to loop. For the first time in ages, I fell asleep within minutes. Somewhere around 5, however, the sound of trickling water caused my bladder to empty itself all over my bed. FML
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Olympiakos10 15

I guess those weren't the wet dreams you were hoping for.

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kpc2424 13

Good thing it wasn't the sound of diarrhea!!!!

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rg350dx 29

The sound of diarrhea usually puts me right out. I have to be careful in public restrooms though, as I usually fall face first off the throne if someone comes in with a bad case of mud butt.

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hcollins1 18

Oh yes I agree, the soothing sounds of grunting and the roar of the flow puts me right to bed.

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nikhilmanuel 10

Wow, those things work, but the sounds did the same thing to me too! Don't worry, you're not alone!

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caohm 18

bear grylis favorite way to fall asleep

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sematariux 7

This sounds a bit like the subliminal messaging post just under this fml. Sucks OP, bet you were (puts on shades) pissed..

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jabi3jabi3 8

I believe you can set it to shut off at one point.

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perdix 29

Tomorrow night, sleep naked in your bathtub. Problem solved!

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texashater75 16

Well, now that you have a waterbed, maybe you'll sleep better. I always sleep good in my waterbed. In my case I just used water to fill it up, but to each their own.

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natalyeah 3

you have to download the theta wave app. they have options other than water, and it puts you right to sleep sans the peeing.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Have a good sleep? lol

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