Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was unsure of the future of our relationship, so he gave me a gigantic hickey to "show the world that I'm his." I work as a cashier and see people I know personally on a daily basis. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, my brother had his hot friend over. I decided to make a move because he was staring at me and smiling all night, so I asked him which holiday was his favorite, Christmas or Easter while I batted my eyes and smiled. That's when he said, "You have lettuce in your teeth." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Today, my brother tried to pay me to teach him how to French-kiss, so he wouldn't screw up on his first date. I'm shocked that the weirdo managed to get a date in the first place. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over with a hickey on his neck. He thinks "The vacuum did it" is a believable excuse. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML
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Cairo_Sanchez 8
That's just TOO desperate...
theunwiseone 4
DA *****???? O.o
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Comments (374)
diva239 8
OMG WTF!! There's something seriously wrong with the two of you!!
tacosupreme 6
**** your parents lives.
killer092 7
are you normal? :/ seriously!? why would you do that!?!?
Tdevonner 0
Sounds like the begining of one of those all in the family pornos. Bro/sis start, get caught by mom n dad then,as punishment make them go all the way...then they join in lol i say guilt is making u say fml but deep down ur doin an erotic happy dance!...white ppl lol
millieee92 2
this cannot be true?!
XGamerChickX 5
That is sick! YDI.
linnie_wesker 20
I'm sorry but that's ****** hilarious. I would never give my brother a hickey no matter how much he paid me, and I don't think he would ever want one that bad, but I still think this is kinda funny. Honestly though, by the sound of it the OP and her brother are young since he's worried about looking like a loser in front of his friends, and if they're young it's not THAT weird/disgusting IMO. Teenagers do weird things sometimes, idk. It's not that big of a deal.
CheerBaby97 9
Pshh I'd do it for 50 bucks!
XxScarsxX 2
eiy carambaa!!!!!!
Muhhhlisahhh 0
Why the **** would you agree to it??? Gross incest loving ****!