Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayn Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML
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Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML
Today, I tried to drown out the petulant whining of my idiot coworker as he droned on and on about how, “bitches don’t appreciate good men.” He’s 35, lives at home, still uses the term 'friendzone' and has the hygiene of a sewer-dwelling ogre. I was written up for for snapping and yelling at him. FML
Today, a patient, who is normally pretty chill, was being quite difficult for my workmates. They were whinging about him and I defended him, he's normally a sweet guy so something must be upsetting him. I went to chat with him, he punched me and called a useless a**hole. FML
Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I'm thinking of quitting the awesome job I love with coworkers I adore, because I keep fucking up every part of my job, making them pick up the pieces and correct my failures. They don't deserve this. FML
Today, like every day, my coworker showed up thirty minutes late, sat down for thirty more checking email while I got the morning work done alone, listening to her bitch about how much she hates her job and wants to go home. My coworkers criticized me for being moody, and praised her for being the best. FML
Today, while finishing up at work, I started helping a co-worker out with his workload since I'd finished mine. His girlfriend apparently didn't like this and started slamming things around, constantly muttering passive aggressive comments because she wanted to help him. I work with idiots. FML
Today, I found myself cussing out the next dipshit fucked in the head enough to open its bitch mouth and mumble to itself about how I was the newest main stressor of it’s bitch-fit of a day. Taking into account the pathetic aspect of “rubbing it in” I then proceeded to cuss out the next person who got in my way. FML
Today, my coworker told me when we got to work that she purposely left her phone at home. I then had to suffer 8 hours of listening to her constantly whine like a toddler about how much she missed her phone. FML
Today, I had to listen to yet another delusional fuckface at school bitch about how a girl he's interested in put him in the "friendzone". I really couldn't focus on my work, so I tried to shut him up by saying he's an idiot, not least because she already has a boyfriend. I now have a black eye. FML
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WCARlover 35
It's scary that there are workforce-aged people thinking like your coworkers 0.o
quesok 22
One Direction=Wrong Direction We all feel your pain
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Comments (270)
bhfriday 9
Preach it!
walktowardslight 33
Lighten up, some people just invest a lot of time and emotion in bands, and when the bands change, which is inevitable, it's the end of the world. It can be annoying, but in this day and age it is something we will all have to learn to ignore. And it's definitely not limited to female teenage One Direction fans. Have you ever seen metalhead drama? They can act strikingly similar to high school girls, only with 100 pounds of beef each stuffed into their clothing and also more beards.
rachelllllb 18
im sorry but i am with op on this one! yes i understand that there are a lot of people out there who love one direction but to get all emotional over something as stupid as a band member leaving is a bit far fetched! no doubt he will be back soon anyways! i love top gear, but you dont see me sat here crying like my whole world has ended just because jeremy clarkson has been sacked, get a grip!!!
SuperVertigo 13
THANK YOU!!!!!! My friend Shelby literally cried because of this. I don't see what the big deal is.
WipeHour 11
Who?
celtics734 2
Since you're such a pretentious snob, you do know The Beatles were initially a boy band. Same as n*sync, backstreet boys, one direction. And heaven forbid people like different music
limabeans101029 21
People who enjoy One Direction aren't annoying. People who literally obsess over them, act as if one of the members has died just because he left the group, and threaten to cut themselves if he doesn't come back, are annoying.
mia1764 6
you don't sound like a pacifist
Spadoinkle 10
While One Direction are not my cup of tea, I can understand how some people would be upset over this. I've been upset, but not obsessively, over bands breaking up or band members leaving or getting replaced. But, in your defense, OP, I can also sympathize with you for having to listen to it at work. It's annoying enough to deal with your coworkers on a daily basis anyway, and then to have to deal with the whining and fangirling b.s. all day long...I'd probably stab myself multiple times.
AkumaUchiha 19
i hate you
angryo5trich 13
You are honestly an amazing human being