Today, this guy I've been "seeing" for a year said he didn't want to share my birthday with me because he doesn't want us to get serious. FML
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Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML
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Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend because he “wasn’t ready for a serious relationship” after being in a serious relationship with me for over a year. FML
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perdix 31
He was probably busy with his wife and kids that day.
rizzkiyoshi 19
ydi for not realizing you're just a booty call
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Comments (83)
DidHeJustSayThat 0
maybe you should think about "seeing" other people?
staciieee_x3 0
I honestly believe that you can NOT "see" someone for that long. A line has to be drawn at some point, & for that, YDI for putting up with it for that long, when I'm assuming you want more from said guy.
Scott411 9
It sounds like you could use an STD test...
CallMeHush 1
Happy Birthday Fuckbuddie.
talun 10
Have you been "seeing" him in your dreams?
Kaiden2554 3
Birthday SECKS for everyone!
dannyswin 0
you've been seeing this guy for a year and u don't know his bday?
nerdsgetmehot 23
If he didn't want to get serious, he shouldn't have allowed it to go on for a year...Sorry, OP! :( I'm hoping that you have some friends you can call-- I suggest getting together for a venting session that may or may not include chocolate-y snacks and drinks.
Phustercluck 11
Get a piñata, venting and chocolate-y snacks all in one!
edenrobinson 3
what a nob
tinooh 0
sounds like something i'd say to my ex to let her know i wanna breakup with her...all in all truely FYL