Today, this guy I've been "seeing" for a year said he didn't want to share my birthday with me because he doesn't want us to get serious. FML
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Today, after joking with the guy I've been talking to for 8 months about his plans for my birthday, he told me he didn't want to 'lead me on' and wants to stay friends. FML
Today, I found out the man I've been wanting to marry for a year and a half wants us to take a break. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing told me he did not want to pursue a relationship with me after over two months of talking. He did the exact same thing to me seven years ago. I fell for him twice. FML
Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML
Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a year and a half ended it. Why? He found another girl. "She's just like you." FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I've recently started developing feelings for. We've been talking for a while, but he revealed that he wasn't being serious with anything we've been talking about, and didn't have any feelings for me. FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend because he “wasn’t ready for a serious relationship” after being in a serious relationship with me for over a year. FML
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perdix 31
He was probably busy with his wife and kids that day.
rizzkiyoshi 19
ydi for not realizing you're just a booty call
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Jimboom 12
Seeing how it is Dubai I guess "seeing" is in quotations because it's hard to tell who you are with in one of them full length burka's?
Dragons_corner 6
true Al
FMyLifeCereal 0
Her persistence can lead only to stoning. And not in the fun "let's get lit and watch Tron way" either.
WorkThatButt 2
You should really Google Dubai... I don't think you know what it really is :x
rizzkiyoshi 19
ydi for not realizing you're just a booty call
brokedownvw 0
YDI for "seeing" an a-hole for that long and not realizing it.
xoCOURTNIEox 0
run him over in your car :) problem solved
jamjenni2774 0
you don't need some one like that in your life
FMyLifeCereal 0
When she only "sees" him at the bus stop each morning. You can infer quite a bit from the words people put in quotes.
ghadir 2
im assuming the OP is Muslim and by writing "seeing," she doesn't actually mean dating cuz its against the religion. so he doesnt wanna get serious cuz he wants to stay faithful to his religion...idk im muslim so thats what i thought esp cuz theyre from Dubai haha
b_anhero 0
ill share it with you. gimme 2300-0430 and half the gifts. msg me for address; nsa time/presents.
zemo999 0
If your getting the milk, why buy the cow???
Schizomaniac 24
Did you really just compare a woman to a cow?
h2opoloplaya 0
she acctually only sees his face book profile picture everyday and just now she got up the courage to friend him which started this wall to wall about her birthday. this is John burgundy signing out. stay classy San Diego