Today, this guy I've been "seeing" for a year said he didn't want to share my birthday with me because he doesn't want us to get serious. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after joking with the guy I've been talking to for 8 months about his plans for my birthday, he told me he didn't want to 'lead me on' and wants to stay friends. FML
Today, I found out the man I've been wanting to marry for a year and a half wants us to take a break. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing told me he did not want to pursue a relationship with me after over two months of talking. He did the exact same thing to me seven years ago. I fell for him twice. FML
Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML
Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a year and a half ended it. Why? He found another girl. "She's just like you." FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I've recently started developing feelings for. We've been talking for a while, but he revealed that he wasn't being serious with anything we've been talking about, and didn't have any feelings for me. FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend because he “wasn’t ready for a serious relationship” after being in a serious relationship with me for over a year. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
He was probably busy with his wife and kids that day.
rizzkiyoshi 19
ydi for not realizing you're just a booty call
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Comments (83)
britasif27 5
what a dick!
chivas18 0
hahaha smh!
Faizaru 0
What a Jerk. Steal his stuff, put in his car, and drive it off a waterfall.
stephanie_nyc97 0
Lol?! a waterfall?!
Faizaru 0
What a Jerk. Steal his stuff, put in his car, and drive it off a waterfall.
boomka 0
naw I feel bad for you
jeremyt8nc 6
that's lame
crazynluvnit12 0
he's not worth being with, how many other excuses is he gonna come up with?
anabanana7158 0
ugh, guys.
ComMed1 0
the same way I have been "seeing" you Catherine. through the bathroom window.
Roxxay 6
been there .. that sucks. I hope you broke up !