Love: Today, this guy I've been "seeing" for a year said he didn't...

By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 06:24 - United Arab Emirates

Today, this guy I've been "seeing" for a year said he didn't want to share my birthday with me because he doesn't want us to get serious. FML

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In the zone

By fgs - 29/11/2020 23:01

Today, after joking with the guy I've been talking to for 8 months about his plans for my birthday, he told me he didn't want to 'lead me on' and wants to stay friends. FML

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Smooth sailing

By Anonymous - 24/10/2020 21:02 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, I found out the man I've been wanting to marry for a year and a half wants us to take a break. FML

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You deserved it 125

Twice error

By rkaneki - 09/11/2019 20:00

Today, the guy I've been seeing told me he did not want to pursue a relationship with me after over 2 months of talking. He did the exact same thing to me 7 years ago. I fell for him twice. FML

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Last dates

By Anonymous - 19/06/2020 17:00

Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML

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By WastedTime - 07/08/2010 06:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML

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By anonymous - 19/07/2014 04:43 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a year and a half ended it. Why? He found another girl. "She's just like you." FML

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You deserved it 4 216

Dead end

By Anonymous - 10/02/2023 11:59

Today, I was talking to a guy I've recently started developing feelings for. We've been talking for a while, but he revealed that he wasn't being serious with anything we've been talking about, and didn't have any feelings for me. FML

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You deserved it 123

By katelynm - 08/02/2013 06:24 - United States

Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 8 991

50 shades of seriousness

By Anonymous - 11/10/2022 12:00 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend because he “wasn’t ready for a serious relationship” after being in a serious relationship with me for over a year. FML

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You deserved it 105

perdix 29

Wednesday 29 September 2010 12:42

He was probably busy with his wife and kids that day.

rizzkiyoshi 19

Wednesday 29 September 2010 14:04

ydi for not realizing you're just a booty call

Comments

britasif27 5

Thursday 30 September 2010 6:09

what a dick!

chivas18 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 6:52

hahaha smh!

Faizaru 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 9:13

What a Jerk. Steal his stuff, put in his car, and drive it off a waterfall.

stephanie_nyc97 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 4:59

Lol?! a waterfall?!

Faizaru 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 9:13

What a Jerk. Steal his stuff, put in his car, and drive it off a waterfall.

boomka 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 18:07

naw I feel bad for you

jeremyt8nc 6

Friday 1 October 2010 5:20

that's lame

crazynluvnit12 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 0:49

he's not worth being with, how many other excuses is he gonna come up with?

anabanana7158 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 6:29

ugh, guys.

ComMed1 0

Monday 27 December 2010 15:04

the same way I have been "seeing" you Catherine. through the bathroom window.

Roxxay 6

Monday 21 February 2011 15:59

been there .. that sucks. I hope you broke up !

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