By Spooprfailed - 08/04/2014 05:32 - Canada - Winnipeg

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Today, things were getting heated with the girlfriend. We were mostly naked, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissed her deeply and whispered into her ear, "You should lose some weight". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML
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Spooprfailed 7

Hello folks. Just wanted to clear up a few misconceptions! 1) My girlfriend is both beautiful and very fit. Which is incredibly lucky about me because... 2) We laughed hysterically about it for a while, since it was just such a ridiculous thing to come out of my mouth. The mood WAS ruined for a little while (but not for too long ;) she's THAT awesome), but we've been laughing about it ever since. I am very happy not single (despite my scumbag brain's best efforts). And for anyone who things this reply sounds as if I had a gun to my head and was writing whatever my gf told me to... please call 911

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RedPillSucks 31

Smooth move mood killer

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Welshite 39

Uh huh. Suuure you did. People tell me I need to lose clothes all the time, but they really mean weight.

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Boeneman 3

hope your ass is running to the flower shop

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kirdypie 14

whatever happened to a good old fashioned "get naked"

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auzziegirl1938 22

Yeah I reckon your life sucks on this one bud, if my boyfriend said that to me, it would be awkward for like 0.2 seconds but we'd get over it! I'd laugh like a crazy cat lady. Not your fault a word slipped in a heated moment!

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KEA_08 5

I bet that totally killed the mood, however you are lucky you didn't get slapped.

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SpunkyyyMonkeyy 10

Lol #4 this thought process is why women win all the fights with their bf.

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Emmaluv27 11

You'll be sleeping in the doghouse for quite a while, buddy.

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Witchylady 17

Well you screwed that one up. I don't think she will ever jet you touch her again. Women and weight. A sensitive issue you don't want to get in the middle off. You are screwed. And not by her.

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MrsPlague 11

Did she slap you?

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