Today, things were getting heated with the girlfriend. We were mostly naked, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissed her deeply and whispered into her ear, "You should lose some weight". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML
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Hello folks. Just wanted to clear up a few misconceptions! 1) My girlfriend is both beautiful and very fit. Which is incredibly lucky about me because... 2) We laughed hysterically about it for a while, since it was just such a ridiculous thing to come out of my mouth. The mood WAS ruined for a little while (but not for too long ;) she's THAT awesome), but we've been laughing about it ever since. I am very happy not single (despite my scumbag brain's best efforts). And for anyone who things this reply sounds as if I had a gun to my head and was writing whatever my gf told me to... please call 911
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RedPillSucks 33
Smooth move mood killer
Welshite 40
Uh huh. Suuure you did. People tell me I need to lose clothes all the time, but they really mean weight.
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Comments (150)
SnowFangedBeauty 19
Think before you speak:rules to live by
Dinonick 15
Freud-ian slip?
sassy2085 16
Freudian slip if you ask me.
gingerface81 16
I bet she got mostly clothed after that
SaiyanSwagger 2
Dude, you're a dick.
GrandMarquis 3
You absolutely deserved that dude, if it slipped out than you probably meant part of it
_my_life_sucks__ 5
Lmao, ouch..
Beethovens5th 1
Rude!
menoseloso 13
Definitely a Freudian slip.
Banannabelle 5
Say "Bye bye" to your girlfriend.