By Spooprfailed - 08/04/2014 05:32 - Canada - Winnipeg

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Today, things were getting heated with the girlfriend. We were mostly naked, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissed her deeply and whispered into her ear, "You should lose some weight". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML
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Spooprfailed 7

Hello folks. Just wanted to clear up a few misconceptions! 1) My girlfriend is both beautiful and very fit. Which is incredibly lucky about me because... 2) We laughed hysterically about it for a while, since it was just such a ridiculous thing to come out of my mouth. The mood WAS ruined for a little while (but not for too long ;) she's THAT awesome), but we've been laughing about it ever since. I am very happy not single (despite my scumbag brain's best efforts). And for anyone who things this reply sounds as if I had a gun to my head and was writing whatever my gf told me to... please call 911

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RedPillSucks 31

Smooth move mood killer

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Welshite 39

Uh huh. Suuure you did. People tell me I need to lose clothes all the time, but they really mean weight.

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nitewlf12 10

Ahhhh. A Freudian slip at its finest. Saying what you meant, not what you intended to say.

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muzic4Ever 4

yes. best way to accidentally insult ur girlfriend especially at a time like tht

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Teenytiny18 3

Literally my favourite FML. This is my first comment, and it goes to you good sir.

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De_Bri 16

If I could I would thumbs up this. But I can't so I shall write it. Thank you OP for a wonderful follow up. :]

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ibanghellokitty 8

Poor girl I bet she put her clothes back on... :(

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