Today, things were getting heated with the girlfriend. We were mostly naked, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissed her deeply and whispered into her ear, "You should lose some weight". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML
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Hello folks. Just wanted to clear up a few misconceptions! 1) My girlfriend is both beautiful and very fit. Which is incredibly lucky about me because... 2) We laughed hysterically about it for a while, since it was just such a ridiculous thing to come out of my mouth. The mood WAS ruined for a little while (but not for too long ;) she's THAT awesome), but we've been laughing about it ever since. I am very happy not single (despite my scumbag brain's best efforts). And for anyone who things this reply sounds as if I had a gun to my head and was writing whatever my gf told me to... please call 911
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RedPillSucks 33
Smooth move mood killer
Welshite 40
Uh huh. Suuure you did. People tell me I need to lose clothes all the time, but they really mean weight.
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Comments (150)
nitewlf12 10
Ahhhh. A Freudian slip at its finest. Saying what you meant, not what you intended to say.
tophatgandhi 0
That's smooth af
muzic4Ever 4
yes. best way to accidentally insult ur girlfriend especially at a time like tht
mchmelev1993 10
So did she smack you afterwards?
nathanzbbygirl 7
Go get um
Teenytiny18 3
Literally my favourite FML. This is my first comment, and it goes to you good sir.
De_Bri 16
If I could I would thumbs up this. But I can't so I shall write it. Thank you OP for a wonderful follow up. :]
shagy_91 8
Fatal error
CoolWhip025 8
Is she fat?
ibanghellokitty 8
Poor girl I bet she put her clothes back on... :(