Today, things were getting heated with the girlfriend. We were mostly naked, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissed her deeply and whispered into her ear, "You should lose some weight". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML
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Hello folks. Just wanted to clear up a few misconceptions! 1) My girlfriend is both beautiful and very fit. Which is incredibly lucky about me because... 2) We laughed hysterically about it for a while, since it was just such a ridiculous thing to come out of my mouth. The mood WAS ruined for a little while (but not for too long ;) she's THAT awesome), but we've been laughing about it ever since. I am very happy not single (despite my scumbag brain's best efforts). And for anyone who things this reply sounds as if I had a gun to my head and was writing whatever my gf told me to... please call 911
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RedPillSucks 33
Smooth move mood killer
Welshite 40
Uh huh. Suuure you did. People tell me I need to lose clothes all the time, but they really mean weight.
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Comments (150)
cwl727 33
Did she slap you?
thelittlemissy 29
How..?
menfearme 10
I think you're done.
ILoveFelons 9
Sounds like a Freudian slip to me.
Spyingcheeseman 8
Those words sound so much the same that Dr. Seuss approved them
menfearme 10
Maybe practice sweet talking your hand. I think that might turn into a long term thing unless you decide to not talk.
acidicbases 3
Freudian slip, huh?
Joshawott 21
You really, really dug yourself a deep hole there.
davincidasecond 24
I would think you have a looooooong way to go before that opportunity arises again.
DeadPixel4 29
What a mood killer