Today, things were getting heated with the girlfriend. We were mostly naked, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissed her deeply and whispered into her ear, "You should lose some weight". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML
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Hello folks. Just wanted to clear up a few misconceptions! 1) My girlfriend is both beautiful and very fit. Which is incredibly lucky about me because... 2) We laughed hysterically about it for a while, since it was just such a ridiculous thing to come out of my mouth. The mood WAS ruined for a little while (but not for too long ;) she's THAT awesome), but we've been laughing about it ever since. I am very happy not single (despite my scumbag brain's best efforts). And for anyone who things this reply sounds as if I had a gun to my head and was writing whatever my gf told me to... please call 911
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RedPillSucks 33
Smooth move mood killer
Welshite 40
Uh huh. Suuure you did. People tell me I need to lose clothes all the time, but they really mean weight.
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Comments (150)
Arokthis 21
I'm a bit surprised that YDI is beating FML by about 800 votes right now.
chelseaalise 12
don't you just love word vomit? haha.
blinkylokithor 10
So I guess your single now lol
iAshelle 11
Ouch, big turn off!
sanecatlady 13
And you're alive after saying that?! XD
ReDer 12
Yeah dude sure, that's what you meant -.-
Dillyduzit 23
Freudian slip!
Goblin182 27
In Red Forman's voice "Dumb ass"
bree0809 1
I would have been like "you should lose some weight... By dropping off those clothes" quick save
DestinysChampion 17
OP knows how to get the ladies