Today, things were getting heated with the girlfriend. We were mostly naked, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissed her deeply and whispered into her ear, "You should lose some weight". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML
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Hello folks. Just wanted to clear up a few misconceptions! 1) My girlfriend is both beautiful and very fit. Which is incredibly lucky about me because... 2) We laughed hysterically about it for a while, since it was just such a ridiculous thing to come out of my mouth. The mood WAS ruined for a little while (but not for too long ;) she's THAT awesome), but we've been laughing about it ever since. I am very happy not single (despite my scumbag brain's best efforts). And for anyone who things this reply sounds as if I had a gun to my head and was writing whatever my gf told me to... please call 911
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RedPillSucks 33
Smooth move mood killer
Welshite 40
Uh huh. Suuure you did. People tell me I need to lose clothes all the time, but they really mean weight.
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Comments (150)
dinocyn 8
RIP OP's relationship.
Zerizle 19
I don't know about you but I would laugh my ASS off if this happened to me.
laurenflip97 4
You go Glen Coco! Turnin off all dem bitches! Dick!
niome_fml 9
epic fail... way to go for ruining the mood
petata_ 5
Fake and gayyy!!
thatonetribute 31
Oh my gosh, poor girl! Fhy, not yours. I hope you apologized a million times over and made it up to her somehow.
the0answer 7
Lol
ProperPengTing 15
Saf ?