Today, things were getting heated with the girlfriend. We were mostly naked, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissed her deeply and whispered into her ear, "You should lose some weight". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML
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Hello folks. Just wanted to clear up a few misconceptions! 1) My girlfriend is both beautiful and very fit. Which is incredibly lucky about me because... 2) We laughed hysterically about it for a while, since it was just such a ridiculous thing to come out of my mouth. The mood WAS ruined for a little while (but not for too long ;) she's THAT awesome), but we've been laughing about it ever since. I am very happy not single (despite my scumbag brain's best efforts). And for anyone who things this reply sounds as if I had a gun to my head and was writing whatever my gf told me to... please call 911
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RedPillSucks 33
Smooth move mood killer
Welshite 40
Uh huh. Suuure you did. People tell me I need to lose clothes all the time, but they really mean weight.
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Comments (150)
vietmanx 10
Rookie mistake lmao
xoxobrandy 11
Way to boost self esteem
dman1986 2
I'm guessing it's fair to assume that someone didn't get laid...
robertmil90 10
dumb... just dumb
icepick23 12
She is going to kill you. Do not fall asleep in her presence...
Blahblah9921 4
oooo damn u screwed that up
beckshniddley 10
I hope for your sake she's a size 6. Or 4, or better yet 2. Then there's NO DOUBT in her mind that you're a crazy old coot. Losing your marbles.
natywantspeace 7
Ooooooooowww nooooooo! Hahahahahaha
abigailvarney 3
Smooth move ex lax
15751 7
She defiantly broke up with you after that one....