Today, things got so bad with my mother-in-law that I seriously considered faking my entire family's deaths to escape it all. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I actually thought of faking my own death to get away from my girlfriend and her insane, overbearing family. FML
Today, I spent two hours researching ways to fake my death, just so I can escape my crazy, overbearing stalker of a mum. FML
Today, my mother is so overdramatic that her response to finding out I lost a friend's book was that I should fake my own death rather than fess up. FML
Today, my mother-in-law confessed that for the longest time, she had fantasies about killing me for "ruining" her daughter's life, basically because I'm not wealthy enough for my mother-in-law's standards. She made sure to let me know the situation hasn't changed at all. FML
Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML
Today, my husband told me that he's letting his mother move in with us. He told her it was alright without even consulting me first. I hate my mother-in-law so much that I'm contemplating divorce rather than living with her. FML
Today, my hateful mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly. I faked taking a phone call so the bitter old hag would leave me alone. She then pulled out her phone, called my number, and glared at me as my phone rang against my ear. FML
Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML
Today, I had to warn my wife not to kill her insane mother. I was serious. FML
Today, my mom told me that if I wanted to commit suicide, I should make it seem like a car accident, and not do it in the house, because she would be too embarrassed if people thought she was a bad parent. FML
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Top comments
schhichick 14
Sounds like a true monster in law!
shadowdragon0820 20
I wonder what atrocities she has done to make you think like that.
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Comments (76)
nickyLA 6
Sounds like my mother in law.
Saikon1357 25
Always keep an eye out for horrible family when dating. You're not only marrying the other person, you're marrying into that madness. There's no shame in breaking things off on the account of horrible family when dating, but if you're already married I'd say you're stuck with them. Sorry OP
beanthemouse 13
I do not care what, you should never fake your familys death. Are you really that selfish to lie about loved ones dying to save your own ass? Would you do this if they really did die? YDI.
annunaki_fml 11
hahahah you need your family....even if it is faking deaths. capeesh?
d4m4s74 12
Why fake the death of a whole family. You only have to arrange the death of one family member. Wait, do inlaws count as family?
WingedLovely27 20
You had me at "mother-in-law." I feel for ya mate.
ironyismylife 3
we all dream about it
WeskersSexslave 15
its okay. I didn't believe the whole mother in law being annoying until any little thing her husband or my boyfriend does she yells like a true maniac ugh..
Tuniee 6
my Mother in law drives me crazy i remember once i was too close to hit her with a vase
stevothedevo 25
You poor bastard