Why don't we do it in the road?

By Anonymous - 08/02/2022 22:00

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Today, since my most recent breakup, I haven’t had sex in almost a year but I’m too afraid to just jump on Tinder for a hookup, because I had to move back into my parents' spare room, and I can’t be bringing a woman back for sex on a fold-out futon with mom and dad in the next bedroom. FML
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cacheson 41

A lot of women are happy to host a hookup. Just ask :)

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RichardPencil 30

You could always go to her place. In any case, there's no problem with you having sex on a fold-out futon next to your parents' room. Once a woman sees you have a fold-out futon next to your parents' room, she's not going to have sex with you. So, there's no problem.

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RichardPencil 30

You could always go to her place. In any case, there's no problem with you having sex on a fold-out futon next to your parents' room. Once a woman sees you have a fold-out futon next to your parents' room, she's not going to have sex with you. So, there's no problem.

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mike3775 35

So get a hotel room for the night instead.

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ninjacat 10

Random hook ups in a panorama panini pterodactyl isn’t smart to begin with sooooo maybe try establishing a relationship first. If all else fails and you can’t do a yours or a her’s there is always the option to dine al fresco. ;)

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Ömer Ilhan Oluk 13

There are those who are away for 5 years 😉

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idragosani 15

Some of the best sex I ever had was on a futon in my parents house. Even my parents thought so, given the noise they heard.

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idragosani 15

Some of the best sex I ever had was on a futon in my parents house. Even my parents thought so, given the noise they heard.

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deathdefiance99 2

sex shouldn’t be on the forefront of your mind. better yourself first. you’re clearly not where you want to be so fix that before bringing in someone else.

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