Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
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Top comments
jchansfan 0
Sounds like you got owned by Instant Karma... :P
Shikamaru_fml 11
Good job dumbass
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Comments (73)
Jebadiah 0
hahaha holy shit a car CRASH! ahh ****!
Hi_i_am_Mikie 0
i dont know why evry one is being so mean with their comments he only looked away for a minute.... just long enough for you to get F'd in the A hahahahaha
Freed0mfr1es 0
thad what you get dumb ****
vampsrokk 0
karma buddy
LikelyYourFake 0
I thought this was a FML site, not a "I am a complete idiot - let me prove it to you" site.
israelnotjacob 20
Just bumping into the person in front of you happens to the best of us at one point or another. Actually I confess it happened to me about a month ago on a bridge where some construction was being done which threw me off. But yeah that's a mistake that's very easy to make, even if you're a great driver, so yeah you deserved to have that happen for laughing at the person.
Brey1013 0
Insta-Karma dude! Your bad
elizanena9 0
KARMA!
blue_angel 0
Irony's a bitch.
yake12 0
I believe the word you are looking for is karma
lidomissmango 0
that's called karma