Transportation: Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally... - FML

By scarlet5000 - 26/09/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By dumbluck - 16/03/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By fuckina - 29/11/2010 17:34 - United States

Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML

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By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

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By trafficfail - 01/06/2011 16:43

Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By please don't back that thing up - 09/08/2013 05:00 - United States

Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By jcheer113 - 17/05/2010 04:10 - United States

Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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jchansfan 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 12:09

Sounds like you got owned by Instant Karma... :P

Shikamaru_fml 11

Saturday 26 September 2009 15:29

Good job dumbass

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BikerMike 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 13:41

you deserved that one dumbass

capricaz 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 13:57

How does rear-ending someone on the highway make one stupid?

Sjomel 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 14:04

HAHAHAHA right back at ya

visage 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 14:07

Way to go!! Your stupidity is now someone elses burden!

MimiKnox 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 15:03

No biggie......I see that shit happening all the time.

Shikamaru_fml 11

Saturday 26 September 2009 15:29

Good job dumbass

shadow_foot 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 15:35

I agree, people who rear-end others on the highway are pretty damn stupid......

Yooh_Plus_Meh 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 16:43

Karma's a bitch :(

jonny2x4 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 18:02

YDI for rubbernecking.

neverbr 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 18:21

Hahaha Karma did get you. :)

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