Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
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Top comments
jchansfan 0
Sounds like you got owned by Instant Karma... :P
Shikamaru_fml 11
Good job dumbass
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Comments (73)
Poke_my_mon 0
You're not even a woman, so I can't make bad driver jokes here.
Ranoona 0
cool I am the 10000 person to click ydi xD
FerrariCake 2
Pay it forward... you got to laugh at him, and now someone gets to laugh at you. Pretty soon you'll have the most entertaining highway in the country.
leenheartlovex3 0
Karma.
Best_Loser 0
That's why people tell you not to rubberneck.
omar_fml 0
i agree #29 karma
scateice 0
Male drivers have the most accidents, your proof :P
mochiko 0
males have more accidents because we drive more. but we have a less amount of accidents to mile ratio to women :P
scateice 0
that is true to :P
your_face 15
...I guess I can't get mad at you for quoting statistics; I can, however, correct your grammar. First of all, you should say "a smaller amount," not "a less amount." Second of all, "amount of" does not belong in that sentence - it should just be "a smaller accidents to miles ratio." You're welcome!
firenighthawk 3
hahahaha jackass ydi karma is a bitch
Rwalds03 0
was this on the l.i.e?
IceCream53423 0
wow u ppl that say op is a guy. check the name
your_face 15
You mean where it says scarlet5000 (man)?