Miscellaneous: Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my...

By socreepedouticanteven - 27/10/2014 00:05 - United States - Procious

Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML

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Same thing different taste

By smellsgood - 13/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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Flavor of the month

By potpurri_needed - 10/06/2009 17:37 - United States

Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML

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Smell good

By Anonymous - 02/12/2019 19:00 - Australia

Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML

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shrinks into corner

By Ally - 24/03/2018 05:00

Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML

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Batshit soup

By Anonymous - 22/06/2023 12:00 - United States - St. Petersburg

Today, I was doing laundry and realized that my father had left dirty underwear soaking in a bucket outside for the last two weeks. I informed him that they needed to be thrown out, and they smelled like sewage. It's been over 95 degrees outside lately here. He then yelled and sweared at me. FML

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Keep your secrets, do your own laundry

By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 22:00 - United Kingdom - Chester

Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML

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Pantie thief

By Anonymous - 22/11/2022 12:00 - Australia

Today, I got home to find a pair of my dirty underwear (that were in the dirty clothes basket) in the middle of the living room. I must be delicious, because my dog was licking them. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

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Gross

By Noname - 02/03/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By LaundryVictim - 15/06/2016 20:50

Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML

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Pwib 14

Monday 27 October 2014 9:55

At least it was clean!

liffagain 16

Monday 27 October 2014 10:19

It was your DAD. He probably did this without even thinking that it might look weird. Your parents have seen you naked before and have washed your underwear so many times. They don't care if it's a shirt or your bra. Are we really so full of paranoia that we don't trust our parents anymore?

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Monday 27 October 2014 12:14

It's your father not like a basic friend

rinithxxx 9

Monday 27 October 2014 12:36

Not to mention this is your Dad. Chances are he's wiped your tooshie on countless occasions.

xKai_Axelx 12

Monday 27 October 2014 12:39

why is this a fml? it's just an awkward moment

Polynomial 28

Monday 27 October 2014 12:44

It's not that big of a deal. He probably just grabbed whatever was closest. If you don't want it to happen again, put your panties at the bottom of the basket. Also, your dad is really young. It seems like just yesterday he was posting about how he mistakenly sniffed his mothers used panties to check them.

narutoreference 10

Monday 27 October 2014 12:48

I don't think he meant fine as in smelling good. I think he meant GUUUURL YOU FINE. My condolensces

mrtonyanderson 20

Monday 27 October 2014 13:26

It would be better to know OPs sex for this one

salamancer 11

Monday 27 October 2014 13:47

Are you a girl or a guy... It makes a difference, but is still creepy either way

crunchycheeto99 11

Monday 27 October 2014 13:48

My weird step dad does this all the time and he most definitely knows it's my underwear.

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 27 October 2014 13:59

What's the problem, here? If you're going to check how fresh the clothes are in a basket, why not go straight for what would most likely be the smelliest to check? Unless, of course, you have D cups or above, boob sweat on your bras can get pretty funky.