Miscellaneous: Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my...

By socreepedouticanteven - 27/10/2014 00:05 - United States - Procious

Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML

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Same thing different taste

By smellsgood - 13/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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Flavor of the month

By potpurri_needed - 10/06/2009 17:37 - United States

Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML

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Smell good

By Anonymous - 02/12/2019 19:00 - Australia

Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML

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shrinks into corner

By Ally - 24/03/2018 05:00

Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML

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Batshit soup

By Anonymous - 22/06/2023 12:00 - United States - St. Petersburg

Today, I was doing laundry and realized that my father had left dirty underwear soaking in a bucket outside for the last two weeks. I informed him that they needed to be thrown out, and they smelled like sewage. It's been over 95 degrees outside lately here. He then yelled and sweared at me. FML

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Keep your secrets, do your own laundry

By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 22:00 - United Kingdom - Chester

Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML

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Pantie thief

By Anonymous - 22/11/2022 12:00 - Australia

Today, I got home to find a pair of my dirty underwear (that were in the dirty clothes basket) in the middle of the living room. I must be delicious, because my dog was licking them. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

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Gross

By Noname - 02/03/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By LaundryVictim - 15/06/2016 20:50

Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML

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Pwib 14

Monday 27 October 2014 9:55

At least it was clean!

liffagain 16

Monday 27 October 2014 10:19

It was your DAD. He probably did this without even thinking that it might look weird. Your parents have seen you naked before and have washed your underwear so many times. They don't care if it's a shirt or your bra. Are we really so full of paranoia that we don't trust our parents anymore?

Comments

big_red_05 4

Monday 27 October 2014 14:22

So many making the dad out to be some creepy molester b/c of this. why not OP is a lazy shart for not doing her laundry? U people don't deserve parents.

tdawg91 17

Monday 27 October 2014 14:24

I'd say **** your dads life on this one, poor bugger is probably grossed out more than you at the fact he accidentally sniffed his kids underwear

ajs1987 15

Monday 27 October 2014 14:56

the whole situation could have been avoided if you could keep track of and do your own laundry

smackaroonial 20

Monday 27 October 2014 16:47

That's usually the best thing to test because it would be the most obvious. I doubt he buried his nose in the folds of the fabric and inhaled for 10 seconds. Just a little sniff. That's all.

zwarne01 3

Monday 27 October 2014 18:46

This should really be getting posted by your father: Today, there was a laundry basket in my son's room. I asked him if they were clean so I could wash them if not, he replied with I don't know. I grabbed a piece of clothing to find out... they were clean... however I realized I just sniffed his underwear. FML

chrisxja 8

Monday 27 October 2014 19:26

It's your dad, it may feel embarrassing but it isn't weird .

hanikayy 15

Monday 27 October 2014 19:31

I find it disturbing how many people think this was no big deal

falvern 2

Monday 27 October 2014 21:14

This might actually be creepy if he licked his lips, winked suggestively, or did some other inappropriate action afterwards. Assuming OP didn't leave that little bit out, this was just a dude trying to get a handle on his family's laundry situation.