inosehowthatgotthere
United States
Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
WeldedShut
Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
HaleyIsabelle
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ew, dude
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
SalonGirl
United States
Yeet the feet
Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML
Anonymous
Maryville, United States
Masterchef 2020
Today, I was eating some cake that my roommate's girlfriend brought by for us. I felt something weird in my mouth, so I stopped chewing to grab it. It was a fingernail. FML
nyu
United States
Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML
Anonymous
Blow it
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
Anonymous
Too stupid
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
Anonymous
Vianen, Netherlands
Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML
Top comments
allmidnighteyes 11
"inosehowthatgotthere" LOLLLL
kbourco 0
thats disgusting
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (106)
pennies_lane 6
you're supposed to roll that shit, and then flick it.....not save it under your nails for later. you're an idiot for not following nose picking protocol properly.....sorry, I can't say that with a straight face. OP, you are GROSS! and **** YOUR life? I think not! **** HER life for finding your nasty booger!
leaaahx 0
Saving that one for later, were we?
ctlnaaia71 8
P I G ! ! !
DaveTheBrave20 0
OHHH YOU GROSSMONKEY!!
lovelyllama3 0
Eww what the hell
denlillakotten 4
That just reminded me how much my nose needs picking. LOL
dvwasabi 0
that is just dirty...
AnnyAnarchy22 0
Ewww!! Stop pickin ur nose maybe that wouldn't happen!!
adriennex33 0
very cute ...
talktomandybaby 8
diggin for gold there buddy?(;