inosehowthatgotthere
United States
Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
WeldedShut
Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
HaleyIsabelle
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ew, dude
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
SalonGirl
United States
Yeet the feet
Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML
Anonymous
Maryville, United States
Masterchef 2020
Today, I was eating some cake that my roommate's girlfriend brought by for us. I felt something weird in my mouth, so I stopped chewing to grab it. It was a fingernail. FML
nyu
United States
Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML
Anonymous
Blow it
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
Anonymous
Too stupid
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
Anonymous
Vianen, Netherlands
Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
"inosehowthatgotthere" LOLLLL
kbourco 0
thats disgusting
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CallMeHush 1
So... who got to keep it?
louispro 0
gross mf
lulzaroonie 0
how did you not realise you had something under your nail? even a grain of sand irritates the hell out of me. unless you have those skanky claws that are about 4 inches long
qtkisable 0
i totally agree with u on this one, how could she not feel she had something there but at the end that disgusting. She could have used any type of paper for that.......ewwwww
Cass3m0 0
Has someone been gold digging, OP? ;D
SassiestLemon 2
Gold digging is picking out earwax lol... I forgot what picking boogers is @_@1
5up3rTAN 0
you are the cause of the rapid spread of the MRSA virus
tammy0312 6
i like your hair!
5up3rTAN 0
spank you, it's lavender.....like Dame Edna ;)
tammy0312 6
it looks hot on you :) My skin is tan so that wouldn't look to good on me, sux. but I am going to cut my hair short and dye my bangs purple.
SassiestLemon 2
;D
sunnysurfchick 0
how the hell can you not notice that shit? plain and simple your a ******* *****.
WhiteZoneRedZone 6
I hope the woman didn't act snotty about the whole thing.
deviable 9
Fffffffff!
Jakellum 0
Should of put it in your mouth to freak them out :)
enoughgrace 4
that snot good. that snot good at all!
underguarded 20
How exactly did you know it was a booger? then again, How do you get a booger under your fingernail and not notice?