By Stung - 19/06/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, the weather was nice so I decided to eat outside. I quickly found out that my new, expensive hair conditioner attracts bees. Lots of bees. FML
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You deserved it 6 732

Same thing different taste

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Haha, bees love you. At least it wasn't bears.

Maybe you shouldn't be using honey as a hair conditioner then so you don't attract the bees like Nicolas Cage does. OH NO NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!

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Maybe it was your food, but you're probably right.

BeQuickOrBeDead_fml 0

Thats remides me of when I stole a chocolate bar from the fridge sneaked into my room, locked the door, and found that I trapped myself in a small room with this huge ass bumble bee. I tangled it up with my curtain and smashed it with my shoe into oblivion (Thank god for girly-ass lace curtains and DC shoes.)...Karmas a bitch when you steal your little sisters chocolate bar. lol FYL though.

lol what difference did the types of curtains and shoes make?

BeQuickOrBeDead_fml 0

Lace is see-through and acts like a net and DCs are flat on the bottom. :D Theyre perfect for bug catchin/smooshin.

fmlforever_2 0

lol that made me roflmfao wow karma IS a bitch

0_0 I would have dieeedd omg I hate bugs and insects and creepy crawlies and everything like that omg I'm gonna die this summer OP that is so horrible I actually cringed reading this post *shudder*

Could be worse. You could be allergic to bees.

eyehurts 0

FYL i hope you changed conditioners...

umm, they collect it too-- it's what they eat to survive. They typically produce much more honey than they need, so beekeepers can remove a certain amount from the "hives" to commercially produce honey.

Redneck325Ci 0
fyourlife33 0

Yeah bees make honey people, but a good original fml I'm glad to see one and not a repeat from last week, thank you

FYL... however that's a borderline. Flower scents fool bees as well. I thought it was common knowledge. I was wrong.