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United States
Today, the plant on my windowsill fell and landed in my face while I was napping. It's a cactus. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Ouchhh
United States
Today, I leaned back and bumped into one of my mom's plants in the window. The good thing was that I caught it before it fell and shattered. The bad thing was that my mom likes to keep cactii in the window. I can still feel thorns I haven't managed to pluck out yet. FML
Anonymous
Today, I purchased a cactus in a cute little pot and put it on my windowsill so it could get sun. Unfortunately, that's also where I have my alarm clock. Guess which one I grabbed in the morning. FML
thanksdad
Dublin, Ireland
Today, I found out what it feels like to be slapped in the face with a potted cactus. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I rescued a cactus from a lethal fall. It thanked me with a handful of spines. FML
TheSublime
United Kingdom
Today, I was helping a friend redecorate. She had put up some shelving, that we presumed was stable. It broke, and all the expensive vases and collectables fell to the floor. On instinct, I leapt forward to catch the closest thing. It was not the expensive vase. It was a cactus. FML
yomamma787
United States
It hurts when I pee
Today, I was outside, peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back, knocking me into the cactus. FML
dogpatch087
Ventura, United States
Shout the victory
Today, while climbing a mountain, I got to the top and then put both of my arms up in a victory kind of way only to trip on a rock and fall into a cactus plant. FML
Anon
United States
Today, while hiking and wearing sandals, I stubbed my toe. This wouldn't have been so bad had it not been into a cactus with 3 inch thorns. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was hiking down a steep hill, and I slipped. I instinctively grabbed the nearest object to me: a very prickly cactus. FML
romea244
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Reflex
Today, I was working on my new house and I was taking out a large cactus. While picking up the pieces to throw away, I noticed a spider on my forearm. Without thinking, I swiped at the spider with a piece of the cactus. I missed the spider, not my forearm. FML
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GigaB 0
don't sleep under a cactus?
redbluegreen 41
Faceplant.
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dayrin7 4
lmfaoooo! ouch :x
EpicLovee 2
see this is why they say don't have cactuses.
Autocorrect 0
Did that wake you up or did you just.. Wake up and find needles in your face? I would imagine it would be much more terrifying if that gad woken you up, because then you may have jumped and so on..
Autocorrect 0
Had*
KatieLov3sChu 4
yikes
otb113 7
who sleeps under object that can fall on you, let alone a ******* cactus?! You have to be smarter than that mate.
mayjoshua 0
landed in ur face.. within your face..
thehoneybadger 10
I have a potted catus that is constantly falling over. They're too top heavy. Plant it in your yard and let it go feral.
CatchtheTIMO 2
at least it wasn't a porcupine or something
redbluegreen 41
At least it wasn't a meteorite.
Michaelgee 2
I guess you can say that cactus is certainly a "thorn in your side" -Bad Pun Man
ThorneCrossed 9
that seems close to the plot of The Happening. people getting attacked by plants
kaoriblossom 8
The Happening was pretty ridiculous in my opinion •__•
ThorneCrossed 9
agreed it was stupid