Love: Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there....

By skmusic - 09/04/2009 05:04 - Canada

Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 284

You deserved it 75 102

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By sophistication - 21/08/2009 15:36 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 155

You deserved it 3 232

You freak!

By LonelyGuy - 15/12/2014 11:59 - Australia

Today, I called this girl I've had a crush on for 2 years to confess my love to her. However, as she picked up the phone, I got so nervous that I froze and couldn't say a word. I was standing there, breathing heavily for 20 seconds. She got so freaked out that she threatened to call the police. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 127

You deserved it 9 577

By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 08:50 - United States

Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 862

You deserved it 3 328

By Rach - 20/02/2010 13:58 - Ireland

Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 116

You deserved it 40 744

By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 082

You deserved it 11 020

By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 336

You deserved it 3 443

By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 07:04 - United States

Today, I got a call from this girl I really like. Surprised, as I never get anything other than a text from her, I answered. All I heard were rustling sounds. She had pocket dialed me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 396

You deserved it 5 032

By anthony - 25/11/2015 12:32 - Luxembourg

Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 232

You deserved it 1 874

Am I the asshole?

By Anon - 22/05/2023 22:00

Today, I fucked up when I answered a phone call. I wasn't sure who the number was at first, and it turned out to be my ex girlfriend who had apparently been stalking me. She asked me how my new girlfriend was, and as I answered it in front of my girlfriend, she's now depressed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 650

You deserved it 227

Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 28/10/2022 16:00

Today, I had a phone call from a company I was applying to. It was going really well, until the call ended. Now since I'm so used to calling my girlfriend, I ended the call with, "Love you, bye." And if things couldn't get any worse, I started swearing to myself. The recruitment officer heard me. I forgot to hang up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 404

You deserved it 849

clipse 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 16:09

YDI. Way to lose your temper after 2 calls.

arienh4 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 16:06

Ever heard of call screening? To #1, you knew it's annoying, yet you did it anyway? We can SEE the #1, there's no need to say it.

Comments

aego56 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 16:15

Wow man get anger management. Why are you yelling at the phone for ringing twice?

heathcoate 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 16:16

Well... FHL, really.

eyeofthebeholder 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 16:17

he'll call again if he really does lik eyou

heathcoate 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 16:17

Well, FHL, really.

iluvuxinfinityn1 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 16:18

number 2 honestly you commented on at least two fmylifes saying that posting first and talking about it is annoying but nobody else seems to have a problem with it... i think you're jealous.

featherhead 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 16:19

ahw, that's shit. xd

ravioli221 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 16:22

lol, this reminds me of the time my father picked up the phone and got nothing but silence so he started cursing saying "F*cking prank callers". Turns out the speaker in the phone was broken, I quickly informed him that he was on the radio, our number was randomly picked to win a prize. Naturally we got disconnected. FML

ihatestupidpeopl_fml 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 16:23

WHY THE **** TO PEOPLE KEEP POSTING THINGS ABOUT YELLING INTO A ******* PHONE!!! YOU COMPLETELY DESERVED THIS ONE...I'M SO GLAD THAT YOUR IMMATURITY COST YOU GETTING SOME...HAHA GUESS YOU'LL FOREVER BE STUPID!!!