Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML
Today, I called this girl I've had a crush on for 2 years to confess my love to her. However, as she picked up the phone, I got so nervous that I froze and couldn't say a word. I was standing there, breathing heavily for 20 seconds. She got so freaked out that she threatened to call the police. FML
Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML
Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML
Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I got a call from this girl I really like. Surprised, as I never get anything other than a text from her, I answered. All I heard were rustling sounds. She had pocket dialed me. FML
Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML
Today, I fucked up when I answered a phone call. I wasn't sure who the number was at first, and it turned out to be my ex girlfriend who had apparently been stalking me. She asked me how my new girlfriend was, and as I answered it in front of my girlfriend, she's now depressed. FML
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clipse 0
YDI. Way to lose your temper after 2 calls.
arienh4 0
Ever heard of call screening? To #1, you knew it's annoying, yet you did it anyway? We can SEE the #1, there's no need to say it.
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Comments (131)
aego56 0
Wow man get anger management. Why are you yelling at the phone for ringing twice?
heathcoate 0
Well... FHL, really.
eyeofthebeholder 0
he'll call again if he really does lik eyou
heathcoate 0
Well, FHL, really.
iluvuxinfinityn1 0
number 2 honestly you commented on at least two fmylifes saying that posting first and talking about it is annoying but nobody else seems to have a problem with it... i think you're jealous.
featherhead 0
ahw, that's shit. xd
ravioli221 0
lol, this reminds me of the time my father picked up the phone and got nothing but silence so he started cursing saying "F*cking prank callers". Turns out the speaker in the phone was broken, I quickly informed him that he was on the radio, our number was randomly picked to win a prize. Naturally we got disconnected. FML
ihatestupidpeopl_fml 0
WHY THE **** TO PEOPLE KEEP POSTING THINGS ABOUT YELLING INTO A ******* PHONE!!! YOU COMPLETELY DESERVED THIS ONE...I'M SO GLAD THAT YOUR IMMATURITY COST YOU GETTING SOME...HAHA GUESS YOU'LL FOREVER BE STUPID!!!
pirates_go_yarrr 0
That sucks for you. Also, YDI. ...you should have waited until there was a 3rd call to go batshit crazy.
notmuch 0
Well, did you explain it to her?