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Today, I only discovered that a wasp was caught in the crotch of my undies when I put them on. It didn't like being teabagged very much and in retaliation stung the nearest target, my nuts. FML

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Ant-Man is gonna be pissed to find out you teabagged his girlfriend.

I don’t want to know how the hell a wasp got into the undies to begin with.

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Dip, dip, potato chip!

Here’s what you do: Get a friend to drive you around town in a pick-up truck, while you stand up pants-less in the truck bed and blare AC/DC’s “Big Balls” Turn the swelling into a feature you got from a bug.

I don’t want to know how the hell a wasp got into the undies to begin with.

Probably flew into the undies when they were hanging on the clothesline?

Ant-Man is gonna be pissed to find out you teabagged his girlfriend.

commandpriority 5

Nuts!! Reason 583994 why I am not going to Australia. That place is a death trap.

sorry to inform you but wasps are everywhere :P

DraftHail614 17

I may not know how they get into your underwear, but my condolences OP. But I'll speak for every man here and say that we feel your pain. A chill went down my spine after reading that.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

I feel your pain, bro

better let it sting you again or your gonna look lopsided

At least you weren’t finding blood everywhere you looked

for that i would keep it alive just to micro torture the tiny ****