Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML
Today, I called this girl I've had a crush on for 2 years to confess my love to her. However, as she picked up the phone, I got so nervous that I froze and couldn't say a word. I was standing there, breathing heavily for 20 seconds. She got so freaked out that she threatened to call the police. FML
Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML
Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML
Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I got a call from this girl I really like. Surprised, as I never get anything other than a text from her, I answered. All I heard were rustling sounds. She had pocket dialed me. FML
Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML
Today, I fucked up when I answered a phone call. I wasn't sure who the number was at first, and it turned out to be my ex girlfriend who had apparently been stalking me. She asked me how my new girlfriend was, and as I answered it in front of my girlfriend, she's now depressed. FML
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Top comments
clipse 0
YDI. Way to lose your temper after 2 calls.
arienh4 0
Ever heard of call screening? To #1, you knew it's annoying, yet you did it anyway? We can SEE the #1, there's no need to say it.
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Comments (131)
ammali 0
Poor girl. Why do you have to yell at people like that anyway? There are a ton of reasons why that could happen--a bad cell phone connection, a broken speaker, etc etc... I hope she realised what a jerk you are at that point and found someone better to go out with.
LLsuperfly 0
anger management
1Tsk 0
are you going to go out with her?
LandD_fml 0
YDI because 1. you need anger management... and 2. you yelled at your "crush"... grow some balls.. you should have been the one calling HER!
ellameno 2
Lame.
kahaari 0
yeah. seriously.. your a bit of a pussy for not calling HER. but i hope you apologized and gave you a second chance.
yourpathetic 0
How is he a pussy, we dont know if he asked her out and she never gave him an answer? dont judge ;)
VerticalOrbit 0
LOL. Nice control of your temper. Two calls is not something to get pissed about. Sheesh.
castnerinho 0
just like spongebob....
DizzyDemon0 9
...i suppose i should ask if everything turned out okay?...but rele..you're a ****-up.