Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML
Today, I called this girl I've had a crush on for 2 years to confess my love to her. However, as she picked up the phone, I got so nervous that I froze and couldn't say a word. I was standing there, breathing heavily for 20 seconds. She got so freaked out that she threatened to call the police. FML
Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML
Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML
Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I got a call from this girl I really like. Surprised, as I never get anything other than a text from her, I answered. All I heard were rustling sounds. She had pocket dialed me. FML
Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML
Today, I fucked up when I answered a phone call. I wasn't sure who the number was at first, and it turned out to be my ex girlfriend who had apparently been stalking me. She asked me how my new girlfriend was, and as I answered it in front of my girlfriend, she's now depressed. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
clipse 0
YDI. Way to lose your temper after 2 calls.
arienh4 0
Ever heard of call screening? To #1, you knew it's annoying, yet you did it anyway? We can SEE the #1, there's no need to say it.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (131)
izangela 0
loooooool. its okay, i have anger issues too.
24788 7
You had no way of knowing, but you blew up fast.
that_guy_you_are 0
"Today, while I was working my shitty job as a telemarketer, some aggressive horsefucker swears at me through the phone. Because he hung up on me instead of buying my erection pills, I got fired. FML."
greeneggsnsam 0
-doink-
Blue33_fml 0
I've read atleast two fml's just like this. Anway, YDI. Unless you have a home telephone from the 70s or your just dumb, caller ID would tell you who is calling you. If it was on your cellphone and just showed up as the number and no name...you still deserved it for being a very angry individual.
blooxxkrazi 0
Stupid people don't swear until you HANG UP :P
metallo117 0
im actually a very calm person, and yelling at telemarketers can help with stress lol. i dont blame you, but damn, that sucks
Dave11000 0
No offense, but whats with you Canadians and your "Crushes"??? Sounds weird.
Guitarist45 0
Jesus, chill out dude....
Blahp 0
Anger issues? o.o