Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML
Today, I called this girl I've had a crush on for 2 years to confess my love to her. However, as she picked up the phone, I got so nervous that I froze and couldn't say a word. I was standing there, breathing heavily for 20 seconds. She got so freaked out that she threatened to call the police. FML
Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML
Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML
Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I got a call from this girl I really like. Surprised, as I never get anything other than a text from her, I answered. All I heard were rustling sounds. She had pocket dialed me. FML
Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML
Today, I fucked up when I answered a phone call. I wasn't sure who the number was at first, and it turned out to be my ex girlfriend who had apparently been stalking me. She asked me how my new girlfriend was, and as I answered it in front of my girlfriend, she's now depressed. FML
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Top comments
clipse 0
YDI. Way to lose your temper after 2 calls.
arienh4 0
Ever heard of call screening? To #1, you knew it's annoying, yet you did it anyway? We can SEE the #1, there's no need to say it.
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Comments (131)
Aldrasio 0
YDI because someone's already posted this.
nnnnn12345 0
it's not his fault, why the hell do girls do that anyways
ilse1989 0
Aah, poor, poor girl
Banthestrandland 0
Damn, dude, find a way to lengthen that short fuse. It really only took two calls to get you swearing uncontrollably?
Gringo_fml 0
"Today, I tried to ask my crush out over the phone, I was a bit nervous and didn't talk very much. He started swearing at me down the phone. My crush has anger issues. FML" I feel bad for her =[
love_is_hard 0
well now she won't call you again... it takes a lot of guts for a girl to call and ask out her crush...she doesnt know the outcome and you could reject her... i think YDI
takemeaway10 0
Ditto @ #47. Though, she got what was coming to her. Question: Did you know she had your number?
tjsautop 3
What the hell do you mean "she got what she deserved"? She was NERVOUS. She wasn't trying to bug him. She was just scared. Jesus Christ. Give her a break.
Synchestra_fml 2
This reminds me of that episode of Futurama where Kif keeps calling Amy and is too nervous to say anything to her.
Alphonsuuuu 0
You are my smizmar. When are we holding the fonfon-rubok ceremony?
pinkducttape 0
#7 the ad that comes up on the side of mine is to fake your caller id number. was this early in the morning - late at night i can see getting agitated - or if you were in the middle of something. try calling your crush and just say you thought it was a prank call disturbing your beauty sleep or whatever.
Cerataphora 0
People need to stfu about caller ID, sometimes you'll only get a number if the name isn't registered on your device. Nuff said