By oh well - 10/03/2015 13:27 - United States

Today, the only birthday present I got was a gift card to a steak house. Not a bad gift, but I'm a vegan. FML
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danceinconverse 25

Wow, hope it was a mis-steak.

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devildog562 33

Sell it and buy a vegetable plant or something you like.

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devildog562 33

Sell it and buy a vegetable plant or something you like.

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Adeptus_Astartes 22

If you're a vegan, YDI. If you're a vegetarian, FYL.

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Adeptus_Astartes 22

I guess vegans are a protected species in this community.

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Gillett 23

BOY, did you really just say "VEGETABLE PLANT"! Let me know where i can buy a steak plant!

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Frillwee95 12

Not all plants produce vegetables, if you don't believe me, try eating some nightshade, I hear those are very delicious fruit plants.....

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brand125 17

40 - are you dumb or just really too high to think?

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EvilTurtle 35

I wonder if someone close to you gave it to you, just to be an asshole.

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Paigey90 3

Something I'd totally do to a close friend of mine. But then again, I am an asshole

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JustinJK 21

Omg my best friend is a Vegan and his birthday is in a few weeks. Totally doing this.

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mightycocoman 12

#94 That comment was funnier than #2's.

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Sunflower1919 19

Re-gift it to someone else on their birthday. Just make sure you don't give it back to the same person

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Mightyrif 23

Give it back to the same person. They get the same amount of thought that they gave when choosing OP's present.

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AninOnin 24

They may not have known OP was vegan. I have close friends in another state that I haven't seen in a while. We still send each other gifts, but it's hard to get a good gift when you aren't sure what's going on in their lives anymore xD

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LowExpectations 30

Just sell the card. It's so easy to turn unwanted gift cards into cash.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Yeah, you could sell it on Craigslist.

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danceinconverse 25

Wow, hope it was a mis-steak.

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Moklon 18

Op should meat up with someone who likes steak and exchange the card for cash

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jerryj 27

OP should trade in the card for some green. He/she is into plants after all.

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soulcrusher11 16

that's lamer than ur mom

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apitrix 24

Id steak my odds she got it from her parents, maybe she will meat someone decent if she goes there! Have a nice salad, hold the beef

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False_Stupidity 41

But nowhere near as lame as YOUR comment #46.

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Kinglue 17

It probably was... I make missed-steaks all the time

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ndnpride88 25

Maybe the restaurant has food for vegans or trade the value of the gift with a friend for cash.

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