By Weirdo - 6/12/2011 22:20 - United States
Today, my family took me to a steak house. I went for an eight minute bathroom break, coming back to an empty table. They ordered dessert, and left me the bill. I'm a vegetarian, and it's my birthday. FML
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  enonymous  |  8

Kind of like a 3 hour tour for Gillian.

I assume it was planned for 8 minutes but turned into a 'holy god what tofurkey did I eat last night' ass explosion

  blacksswan  |  10

How is 8 minutes too long for a bathroom break? I am pretty sure it takes more than eight minutes to walk to the bathroom, close the door, put a sheet on the toilet, take your pants down, sit down, do your stuff, wipe, stand up, zip up, flush, unlock the door, all over the sink, wash your hands, check yourself out in the mirror, throw away napkin you used to dry your hands, walk back out and all the way to your table.

  XenaWP  |  6

The bathroom break isn't the problem- it's the stupid vegetarianism. -sigh- do people realize that every time they take a drink of milk they are supporting killing bobby calves? Unless you swear off all food derived from animals, you're an idiot. Even then, good luck surviving healthily with no animal content in your diet- we don't have a herbivorous gut to handle a diet like that.

  akayc32  |  0

43, cows make a lot of milk. See, they will produce for their calf, so if you steadily take more and more from a nursing cow, she will steadily produce more and more for her calf. People, horses, cows, dogs, cats, and virtually every other animal does it too. That doesn't always mean that the person that owns the cows will do it this way, sometimes the calf becomes veal, but essentially they want the baby so it can grow to be a dairy cow or "other" as well. Learn some anatomy.

  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

Actually many dairy cows are milked to death. Keeping up with the high demand for milk wears them out. If you are vegetarian because of animal cruelty or something, you should probably look to soy, rice, or almond milk.

  akayc32  |  0

50, eventually, yes, but if you drink store bought milk you can expect the animal has been mistreated since the price is so low, but a calf doesn't die every time a cow is milked. Find a local dairy farm, fresh milk is better for you anyway.

  jayyw5  |  3

Pretty sure most of those things that are done in the bathroom take seconds, not minutes. I don't know about you but I don't take my sweet ass time in the bathroom; I just want to get the fuck out.

By  kaykay20  |  0

They could have settled for olive garden at least but they probably would have dipped out on you either way. Fyl for them acting like inconsiderate douches on your birthday.