Money: Today, the man who has been my stepfather for six years, has...

By moe - 19/10/2010 19:15 - United States

Today, the man who has been my stepfather for six years, has forgotten how old I am. However, he remembers exactly how much my real father owes him for child support. FML

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By Guy - 17/10/2015 18:23 - United States - O Fallon

Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML

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By brigitte - 27/06/2013 17:35 - France - Noyon

Today, I met my biological father for the first time. He seemed to be slightly intoxicated from the outset, and less than half an hour later, he had tried to intimidate me into "loaning" him several hundred euros for reasons he wouldn't tell me. So long, "dad". FML

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You deserved it 3 116

By ladylarni - 07/04/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML

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Knock off

By mee - 24/11/2020 08:02

Today, I overheard my six year-old step-son playing with his sister and cousin. His sister was the baby, cousin the step-dad, and he got to be “the best one” because he was the "real dad." FML

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You deserved it 133

By T - 01/10/2010 09:09 - France

Today, I got the guts to call my dad for the first time in nine years. He said he "almost didn't remember" he "had another daughter." Another? FML

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You deserved it 3 752

Love is strange

By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 22:00

Today, I learned that, just like in the movies, your ex-boyfriend can eventually wind up being your stepfather. FML

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You deserved it 147

By uneducated - 07/03/2010 00:49 - United States

Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML

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You deserved it 2 335

By poked - 06/03/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 4 147

By Anonymous - 27/07/2019 16:00

Today, my youngest of four children turned 18. It was also the same day that my ex-wife called to tell me that after 18 years of paying child support, I wasn't the father. FML

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You deserved it 202

By SkeetinKeaton - 05/06/2013 15:24 - United States

Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML

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You deserved it 14 532

ShadowPunkChick 1

Tuesday 19 October 2010 23:38

Your father doesn't owe your stepfather anything. He owes your mother. But still that sucks. put a few extra candles on his next birthday cake?

krushr 3

Tuesday 19 October 2010 23:20

What a deadbeat.

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PROBLEMS99 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 5:15

he see dollar sign when he see u ur stepdad is a bastard

Damian20xx 4

Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:30

I've had my dad ask me what year I was born.

comment11111 39

Friday 13 September 2013 7:59

You've got to set priorities. :( FYL, though.

MysticPanda 11

Thursday 2 July 2015 20:35

Step dads are asses. Well, not In all cases but my stepdad is a jerk

Idiot_Penguini 7

Thursday 28 April 2016 6:25

Tell your real dad

wrenavery90 12

Thursday 9 June 2022 23:03

My mother regularly forgets how old I am. Not really that big a deal.

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Today, I made my new girlfriend orgasm for the first time. All she said after was "I drooled a little". FML

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Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML

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Today, I took the bus home. A bum sat next to me. Reeking with alcohol and sweat, he pulls out a pair of nail clippers and clips his grimy finger nails. With every clip, the nails would fly up and hit me. As I was about to ask him to stop, a nail flies into my mouth. I swallowed it. FML

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Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML

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Today, I got on the train with my bike, leaning it up against the wall. After a while, it began to slide down the wall and wobble, so I dashed out to catch it. As I ran for it, I slipped and crashed into it, knocking it into an old man and busting the rear brake. FML

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Today, I recieved a failing grade on my huge end-of-term project. My group members forgot to put my name on it. FML

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Same thing different taste

Knock off

Love is strange

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