Miscellaneous: Today, the mall got evacuated while I was getting my hair colored....

By tylah - 23/06/2012 15:11 - United States - Piscataway

Today, the mall got evacuated while I was getting my hair colored. I am now standing outside of a crowded mall, wearing a showercap. FML

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By 1danzo1 - 17/07/2009 10:12 - Australia

Today, I was getting a haircut. I had my foils in for about 10 minutes when the fire alarm went off. The building then started to fill with smoke and we evacuated. While outside watching the fire being put out, I forgot about my foils. I now have bright bleached yellow and orange hair. FML

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By dammitrain - 13/07/2010 19:43 - United States

Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML

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By Littlethings1 - 31/03/2016 17:07 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my hair got stuck in my umbrella. I asked for help from passers-by, but all I got was weird looks as they hurried past me. FML

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By ForeverEmbarrassed - 13/08/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I was at a clothing store. I tried on a dress, but decided it was too much for me. Taking it off, I realize my hair was tangled in the big security button. The employees had to bring me to the front of the store, lay me on the counter, and take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML

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By maggie - 30/11/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, I got a round brush stuck in my hair so badly that I couldn't get it out for 45 minutes, and had a panic attack. I had to drive through town with a brush dangling from my head, to the hair salon, and listen to them laugh while they got it out. FML

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By Niquesha - 23/04/2011 23:56 - United States

Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML

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Get back here

By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, I was in the dressing room of my favorite store. While looking in the mirror at a shirt I really like, the fire alarm went off. In a panic, I ran out of the store like everyone else. The sensor went off on my shirt and I was banned from the store for attempted theft. FML

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By Noname - 24/01/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, I was walking in the mall and passed one of the hair product booths (with the people who constanly harrass you as you walk by). In front of half of the mall the woman working there told me that she had several products that I could use to touch up my roots. I'm a natural red head. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 23:40 - Canada

Today, I was kicked out of the mall along with a bunch of my friends, sworn at by the security guards, and personally escorted all the way to the sidewalk, only to find out we'd been mistaken for another group of people. FML

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perdix 29

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:03

If you leave the chemicals in too long, your hair will fall out. Balding is cute ;)

nightowl713 25

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:02

At least you are safe! You can always fix your hair later:)

Comments

spinx13 0

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:09

Not sure why this is an FML. I frequently leave the salon to run errands with the bag on my head. Why would you care about a few more processing minutes or what anybody thinks ?

bmkc4 1

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:10

It could be worse. At least you were fully clothed, right?

ebonyirony 29

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:19

I always strip down for a dye job

FYLminerocks 7

Saturday 23 June 2012 22:44

Matching the rug I see...

CatieMac 0

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:11

that's hot. hahaha

Mcmodder777_fml 3

Saturday 23 June 2012 23:41

How is that hot?

UnionsSuck 5

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:13

Bad hair day?

mvems 13

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:15

Just own it and act like you look really sexy. Maybe people will believe you

Mauskau 35

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:17

Well you aren't halfway through a long to short cut...

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Saturday 23 June 2012 23:41

What other kind of cut is there? Every hair cut you get, the hair gets a little shorter no matter what.

unknown_user5566 26

Saturday 23 June 2012 23:44

I think they were alluding to going from a very long style to shoulder-length or shorter. That actually would be pretty embarrassing if it were only halfway done.

YourMoms_BF 2

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:20

I bet you are the only one with that "style, congrats on your new look.

21jason 9

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:20

High fashion!!

shaddol3lade 7

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:23

Lol dont stlye your hair in a mall

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:40

Yeah, the possibilities of an entire mall being evacuated while OP is coloring her hair is high due to one mall being evacuated for unknown reason. Hey, I got punched one time at the mall. According to your logic, I shouldn't go to malls in fear of getting randomly assulted by some jackass.