Today, the mall got evacuated while I was getting my hair colored. I am now standing outside of a crowded mall, wearing a showercap. FML
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Today, I was getting a haircut. I had my foils in for about 10 minutes when the fire alarm went off. The building then started to fill with smoke and we evacuated. While outside watching the fire being put out, I forgot about my foils. I now have bright bleached yellow and orange hair. FML
Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML
Today, my hair got stuck in my umbrella. I asked for help from passers-by, but all I got was weird looks as they hurried past me. FML
Today, I was at a clothing store. I tried on a dress, but decided it was too much for me. Taking it off, I realize my hair was tangled in the big security button. The employees had to bring me to the front of the store, lay me on the counter, and take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML
Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML
Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML
Today, I got a round brush stuck in my hair so badly that I couldn't get it out for 45 minutes, and had a panic attack. I had to drive through town with a brush dangling from my head, to the hair salon, and listen to them laugh while they got it out. FML
Today, I tried on a tight sweater at the mall. It got stuck halfway over my head, and I couldn’t get it off. I had to shuffle out of the changing room, arms trapped in the air, and ask the clerk for help while blinded by the fabric. FML
Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML
Today, I was in the dressing room of my favorite store. While looking in the mirror at a shirt I really like, the fire alarm went off. In a panic, I ran out of the store like everyone else. The sensor went off on my shirt and I was banned from the store for attempted theft. FML
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perdix 31
If you leave the chemicals in too long, your hair will fall out. Balding is cute ;)
nightowl713 25
At least you are safe! You can always fix your hair later:)
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Comments (176)
spinx13 0
Not sure why this is an FML. I frequently leave the salon to run errands with the bag on my head. Why would you care about a few more processing minutes or what anybody thinks ?
bmkc4 1
It could be worse. At least you were fully clothed, right?
ebonyirony 29
I always strip down for a dye job
FYLminerocks 7
Matching the rug I see...
CatieMac 0
that's hot. hahaha
Mcmodder777_fml 3
How is that hot?
UnionsSuck 5
Bad hair day?
mvems 13
Just own it and act like you look really sexy. Maybe people will believe you
Mauskau 36
Well you aren't halfway through a long to short cut...
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
What other kind of cut is there? Every hair cut you get, the hair gets a little shorter no matter what.
unknown_user5566 27
I think they were alluding to going from a very long style to shoulder-length or shorter. That actually would be pretty embarrassing if it were only halfway done.
YourMoms_BF 2
I bet you are the only one with that "style, congrats on your new look.
21jason 9
High fashion!!
shaddol3lade 7
Lol dont stlye your hair in a mall
THE_A_TEEN 28
Yeah, the possibilities of an entire mall being evacuated while OP is coloring her hair is high due to one mall being evacuated for unknown reason. Hey, I got punched one time at the mall. According to your logic, I shouldn't go to malls in fear of getting randomly assulted by some jackass.
GracesDelirium 9
I fell down an escalator once at a mall. So, therefor, I should never go back in fear that I'll have yet another horrific accident?
Bonzer 2
I once fell and slipped in my own house. Your logic seems to fail here.
redbluegreen 41
Did you dye?
False_Stupidity 42
I get the pun, but they wouldn't be writing an FML if they had...