Miscellaneous: Today, the mall got evacuated while I was getting my hair colored....

By tylah - 23/06/2012 15:11 - United States - Piscataway

Today, the mall got evacuated while I was getting my hair colored. I am now standing outside of a crowded mall, wearing a showercap. FML

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You deserved it 3 022

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FIRE!

By 1danzo1 - 17/07/2009 10:12 - Australia

Today, I was getting a haircut. I had my foils in for about 10 minutes when the fire alarm went off. The building then started to fill with smoke and we evacuated. While outside watching the fire being put out, I forgot about my foils. I now have bright bleached yellow and orange hair. FML

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You deserved it 6 107

By dammitrain - 13/07/2010 19:43 - United States

Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML

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You deserved it 8 462

By Littlethings1 - 31/03/2016 17:07 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my hair got stuck in my umbrella. I asked for help from passers-by, but all I got was weird looks as they hurried past me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 182

You deserved it 1 893

By ForeverEmbarrassed - 13/08/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I was at a clothing store. I tried on a dress, but decided it was too much for me. Taking it off, I realize my hair was tangled in the big security button. The employees had to bring me to the front of the store, lay me on the counter, and take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML

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You deserved it 4 366

By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML

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You deserved it 58 906

By maggie - 30/11/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, I got a round brush stuck in my hair so badly that I couldn't get it out for 45 minutes, and had a panic attack. I had to drive through town with a brush dangling from my head, to the hair salon, and listen to them laugh while they got it out. FML

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You deserved it 8 879

By Niquesha - 23/04/2011 23:56 - United States

Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML

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You deserved it 34 633

Get back here

By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, I was in the dressing room of my favorite store. While looking in the mirror at a shirt I really like, the fire alarm went off. In a panic, I ran out of the store like everyone else. The sensor went off on my shirt and I was banned from the store for attempted theft. FML

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You deserved it 4 820

By Noname - 24/01/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, I was walking in the mall and passed one of the hair product booths (with the people who constanly harrass you as you walk by). In front of half of the mall the woman working there told me that she had several products that I could use to touch up my roots. I'm a natural red head. FML

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You deserved it 2 647

By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 23:40 - Canada

Today, I was kicked out of the mall along with a bunch of my friends, sworn at by the security guards, and personally escorted all the way to the sidewalk, only to find out we'd been mistaken for another group of people. FML

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You deserved it 2 581

perdix 29

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:03

If you leave the chemicals in too long, your hair will fall out. Balding is cute ;)

nightowl713 25

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:02

At least you are safe! You can always fix your hair later:)

Comments

xGolfWangx 5

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:34

Lol FISH

kimg0885 23

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:34

Shower cap? I though they use foil? Either way that sucks.

MerrikBarbarian 9

Sunday 24 June 2012 17:54

Foil is used for bleaching out highlights. Not only does it cover the bleach, but it causes it to heat more lessening your bleach time. Full head dye needs to be kept covered if you leave the chair to stop it staining clothes.

Abbyybba 0

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:35

Someone's trying to tell you to stop coloring your hair.

MURIKKA 11

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:38

First world problems

TheIchiban 11

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:39

This isn't bad OP. Your shouldn't have even bothered to post this. I agree with #9. Other people probably had an FML to post that probably did suck and yours got published instead. Get a grip.

Unbweavable 17

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:39

...,Who gets their hair done at a mall?

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:50

People inside a salon inside a mall? Just a guess.

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Saturday 23 June 2012 22:09

Obviously OP. Lots of malls have either a salon itself, or a store like JC Penney with a salon inside of it. Not too uncommon.

snowman6 4

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:45

First world problems…

CoriBaby 5

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:52

at least you're not bleaching your hair :-/

woeisme134 0

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:54

something like this could never happen in Rwanda.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:59

The goverment(or whoever's in charge) wouldn't give 2 *****. Most of the people would have died by soldiers and bullets.

missyfiona89 28

Saturday 23 June 2012 21:04

Just be glad glad you weren't having a mini surgery that requires general anesthetic at the dentist.

jimbob95 5

Saturday 23 June 2012 21:34

At the mall?

kiakia0131 23

Saturday 23 June 2012 22:50

Actually, there are a couple of mall's around my area that have dentist offices in them. 0_o

unknown_user5566 26

Saturday 23 June 2012 23:40

87- That's shady. Not sure I would trust that!

batwomen_fml 7

Sunday 24 June 2012 6:13

My dentist is a mall. It's on the top floor, which has a bunch of service business's. It is a great dentist, not shady in the least, and one of the best in my city.