Today, the mall got evacuated while I was getting my hair colored. I am now standing outside of a crowded mall, wearing a showercap. FML
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Today, I was getting a haircut. I had my foils in for about 10 minutes when the fire alarm went off. The building then started to fill with smoke and we evacuated. While outside watching the fire being put out, I forgot about my foils. I now have bright bleached yellow and orange hair. FML
Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML
Today, my hair got stuck in my umbrella. I asked for help from passers-by, but all I got was weird looks as they hurried past me. FML
Today, I was at a clothing store. I tried on a dress, but decided it was too much for me. Taking it off, I realize my hair was tangled in the big security button. The employees had to bring me to the front of the store, lay me on the counter, and take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML
Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML
Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML
Today, I got a round brush stuck in my hair so badly that I couldn't get it out for 45 minutes, and had a panic attack. I had to drive through town with a brush dangling from my head, to the hair salon, and listen to them laugh while they got it out. FML
Today, I tried on a tight sweater at the mall. It got stuck halfway over my head, and I couldn’t get it off. I had to shuffle out of the changing room, arms trapped in the air, and ask the clerk for help while blinded by the fabric. FML
Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML
Today, I was in the dressing room of my favorite store. While looking in the mirror at a shirt I really like, the fire alarm went off. In a panic, I ran out of the store like everyone else. The sensor went off on my shirt and I was banned from the store for attempted theft. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
If you leave the chemicals in too long, your hair will fall out. Balding is cute ;)
nightowl713 25
At least you are safe! You can always fix your hair later:)
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Comments (176)
xGolfWangx 5
Lol FISH
kimg0885 23
Shower cap? I though they use foil? Either way that sucks.
MerrikBarbarian 9
Foil is used for bleaching out highlights. Not only does it cover the bleach, but it causes it to heat more lessening your bleach time. Full head dye needs to be kept covered if you leave the chair to stop it staining clothes.
Abbyybba 0
Someone's trying to tell you to stop coloring your hair.
MURIKKA 11
First world problems
TheIchiban 11
This isn't bad OP. Your shouldn't have even bothered to post this. I agree with #9. Other people probably had an FML to post that probably did suck and yours got published instead. Get a grip.
Unbweavable 17
...,Who gets their hair done at a mall?
THE_A_TEEN 28
People inside a salon inside a mall? Just a guess.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Obviously OP. Lots of malls have either a salon itself, or a store like JC Penney with a salon inside of it. Not too uncommon.
snowman6 4
First world problems…
CoriBaby 5
at least you're not bleaching your hair :-/
woeisme134 0
something like this could never happen in Rwanda.
THE_A_TEEN 28
The goverment(or whoever's in charge) wouldn't give 2 *****. Most of the people would have died by soldiers and bullets.
missyfiona89 28
Just be glad glad you weren't having a mini surgery that requires general anesthetic at the dentist.
jimbob95 5
At the mall?
kiakia0131 23
Actually, there are a couple of mall's around my area that have dentist offices in them. 0_o
unknown_user5566 27
87- That's shady. Not sure I would trust that!
batwomen_fml 7
My dentist is a mall. It's on the top floor, which has a bunch of service business's. It is a great dentist, not shady in the least, and one of the best in my city.