Miscellaneous: Today, the mall got evacuated while I was getting my hair colored.... - FML

By tylah - 23/06/2012 15:11 - United States - Piscataway

Today, the mall got evacuated while I was getting my hair colored. I am now standing outside of a crowded mall, wearing a showercap. FML

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By 1danzo1 - 17/07/2009 10:12 - Australia

Today, I was getting a haircut. I had my foils in for about 10 minutes when the fire alarm went off. The building then started to fill with smoke and we evacuated. While outside watching the fire being put out, I forgot about my foils. I now have bright bleached yellow and orange hair. FML

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By dammitrain - 13/07/2010 19:43 - United States

Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML

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By Littlethings1 - 31/03/2016 17:07 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my hair got stuck in my umbrella. I asked for help from passers-by, but all I got was weird looks as they hurried past me. FML

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By ForeverEmbarrassed - 13/08/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I was at a clothing store. I tried on a dress, but decided it was too much for me. Taking it off, I realize my hair was tangled in the big security button. The employees had to bring me to the front of the store, lay me on the counter, and take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML

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By maggie - 30/11/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, I got a round brush stuck in my hair so badly that I couldn't get it out for 45 minutes, and had a panic attack. I had to drive through town with a brush dangling from my head, to the hair salon, and listen to them laugh while they got it out. FML

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By Niquesha - 23/04/2011 23:56 - United States

Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML

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Get back here

By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, I was in the dressing room of my favorite store. While looking in the mirror at a shirt I really like, the fire alarm went off. In a panic, I ran out of the store like everyone else. The sensor went off on my shirt and I was banned from the store for attempted theft. FML

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By Noname - 24/01/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, I was walking in the mall and passed one of the hair product booths (with the people who constanly harrass you as you walk by). In front of half of the mall the woman working there told me that she had several products that I could use to touch up my roots. I'm a natural red head. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 23:40 - Canada

Today, I was kicked out of the mall along with a bunch of my friends, sworn at by the security guards, and personally escorted all the way to the sidewalk, only to find out we'd been mistaken for another group of people. FML

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perdix 29

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:03

If you leave the chemicals in too long, your hair will fall out. Balding is cute ;)

nightowl713 25

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:02

At least you are safe! You can always fix your hair later:)

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MiamiHeatLover 0

Sunday 24 June 2012 7:01

You're the easiest to spot...

florencesummer 0

Sunday 24 June 2012 8:25

Will the real slim shady please stand up!

xgetxbentx 13

Sunday 24 June 2012 13:19

Big ******* deal? Everyone knows that hair salons dye hair and I'm sure most people can tell that you were at the salon....

wironandine 8

Sunday 24 June 2012 16:09

Big deal. People will think "oh, she must have been getting her hair done before we were evacuated." not a big deal.

AzzieC 12

Sunday 24 June 2012 16:45

Well that was embarrassing but I'm still wondering y was the mall evacuated

Marissa1586 18

Sunday 24 June 2012 20:59

MAC MILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AParanoidStudent 1

Monday 25 June 2012 1:17

I would dye to be in your situation

nvo 6

Monday 25 June 2012 1:37

Whatever. Does that REALLY count as an emergency? Be glad you didn't get caught in real trouble!

raykyogrou0 4

Monday 25 June 2012 7:20

i wonder if theyd let you keep the clothes or shoes u were trying on at the time

deequu 20

Monday 25 June 2012 15:48

So you worry about that and not your safety? I'm sure there was a hose outside if you were so concerned about chemicals. But if you were, you wouldn't be at a salon.

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Tuesday 26 June 2012 7:33

I've never seen a hose outside of a mall, ever.

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