Miscellaneous: Today, the mall got evacuated while I was getting my hair colored.... - FML

By tylah - 23/06/2012 15:11 - United States - Piscataway

Today, the mall got evacuated while I was getting my hair colored. I am now standing outside of a crowded mall, wearing a showercap. FML

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By 1danzo1 - 17/07/2009 10:12 - Australia

Today, I was getting a haircut. I had my foils in for about 10 minutes when the fire alarm went off. The building then started to fill with smoke and we evacuated. While outside watching the fire being put out, I forgot about my foils. I now have bright bleached yellow and orange hair. FML

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By dammitrain - 13/07/2010 19:43 - United States

Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML

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By Littlethings1 - 31/03/2016 17:07 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my hair got stuck in my umbrella. I asked for help from passers-by, but all I got was weird looks as they hurried past me. FML

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By ForeverEmbarrassed - 13/08/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I was at a clothing store. I tried on a dress, but decided it was too much for me. Taking it off, I realize my hair was tangled in the big security button. The employees had to bring me to the front of the store, lay me on the counter, and take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML

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By maggie - 30/11/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, I got a round brush stuck in my hair so badly that I couldn't get it out for 45 minutes, and had a panic attack. I had to drive through town with a brush dangling from my head, to the hair salon, and listen to them laugh while they got it out. FML

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By Niquesha - 23/04/2011 23:56 - United States

Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML

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Get back here

By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, I was in the dressing room of my favorite store. While looking in the mirror at a shirt I really like, the fire alarm went off. In a panic, I ran out of the store like everyone else. The sensor went off on my shirt and I was banned from the store for attempted theft. FML

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By Noname - 24/01/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, I was walking in the mall and passed one of the hair product booths (with the people who constanly harrass you as you walk by). In front of half of the mall the woman working there told me that she had several products that I could use to touch up my roots. I'm a natural red head. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 23:40 - Canada

Today, I was kicked out of the mall along with a bunch of my friends, sworn at by the security guards, and personally escorted all the way to the sidewalk, only to find out we'd been mistaken for another group of people. FML

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perdix 29

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:03

If you leave the chemicals in too long, your hair will fall out. Balding is cute ;)

nightowl713 25

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:02

At least you are safe! You can always fix your hair later:)

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Keliosan 6

Sunday 24 June 2012 1:24

Considering the mall was evacuated I think most people are more concerned about whatever situation caused that than your shower cap.

higgy6969 7

Sunday 24 June 2012 1:58

Boo ******* hoo. Jesus-lemme guess, you are 16 and have daddy's gold card? Whiny bitch

Quikraptor 8

Sunday 24 June 2012 3:02

This sounds like this one picture I saw of a guy who was in the middle of a root canal when the alarm went off.

D40 2

Sunday 24 June 2012 3:19

Ha

chefkobel 0

Sunday 24 June 2012 3:48

First world problems

lucyk77 2

Sunday 24 June 2012 4:48

wow it's probably gonna fall out nowl

Calyx_fml 21

Sunday 24 June 2012 5:42

...and over processing. I hope you didn't have bleach foils in.

Linkerdoodles 15

Sunday 24 June 2012 5:42

Aw OP it's ok... today in my town, our only mall's roof collapsed and there are unknown amounts of people injured, over 20 people missing and rumors of 4 deaths. I think your situation could have been a lot worse than being stuck outside in a showercap. By the way, I'm not making this up. Go on google news and look it up, it's Elliot Lake, ON, Algo mall collapsed or something along those lines.

firefoxrocks61 18

Sunday 24 June 2012 13:54

I heard about that! Emergency Management Ontario reported 4 injuries though, not 4 deaths... not sure about how many are missing :s

Linkerdoodles 15

Monday 25 June 2012 6:45

There were a lot of rumors going around. It's confirmed now, I don't know in the papers or not, but one lady is dead for sure. Someone I know knew her and she was told she's dead. :( I don't know who she is or what her age is or anything, though. This is a really hard time for us at Elliot Lake :/

devandanae 11

Sunday 24 June 2012 6:37

I'm pretty sure that it won't fall out I am a hairdresser and have done that many times and considering I ran around with 30 volume bleach on my hair for more then a hour

higgybaby969696 0

Sunday 24 June 2012 6:53

This is an FML? Seriously? Wow-you have no idea what real pain is

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