Today, the mall got evacuated while I was getting my hair colored. I am now standing outside of a crowded mall, wearing a showercap. FML
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Today, I was getting a haircut. I had my foils in for about 10 minutes when the fire alarm went off. The building then started to fill with smoke and we evacuated. While outside watching the fire being put out, I forgot about my foils. I now have bright bleached yellow and orange hair. FML
Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML
Today, my hair got stuck in my umbrella. I asked for help from passers-by, but all I got was weird looks as they hurried past me. FML
Today, I was at a clothing store. I tried on a dress, but decided it was too much for me. Taking it off, I realize my hair was tangled in the big security button. The employees had to bring me to the front of the store, lay me on the counter, and take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML
Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML
Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML
Today, I got a round brush stuck in my hair so badly that I couldn't get it out for 45 minutes, and had a panic attack. I had to drive through town with a brush dangling from my head, to the hair salon, and listen to them laugh while they got it out. FML
Today, I tried on a tight sweater at the mall. It got stuck halfway over my head, and I couldn’t get it off. I had to shuffle out of the changing room, arms trapped in the air, and ask the clerk for help while blinded by the fabric. FML
Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML
Today, I was in the dressing room of my favorite store. While looking in the mirror at a shirt I really like, the fire alarm went off. In a panic, I ran out of the store like everyone else. The sensor went off on my shirt and I was banned from the store for attempted theft. FML
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perdix 31
If you leave the chemicals in too long, your hair will fall out. Balding is cute ;)
nightowl713 25
At least you are safe! You can always fix your hair later:)
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Comments (176)
Keliosan 6
Considering the mall was evacuated I think most people are more concerned about whatever situation caused that than your shower cap.
higgy6969 7
Boo ******* hoo. Jesus-lemme guess, you are 16 and have daddy's gold card? Whiny bitch
Quikraptor 8
This sounds like this one picture I saw of a guy who was in the middle of a root canal when the alarm went off.
D40 2
Ha
chefkobel 0
First world problems
lucyk77 2
wow it's probably gonna fall out nowl
Calyx_fml 22
...and over processing. I hope you didn't have bleach foils in.
Linkerdoodles 15
Aw OP it's ok... today in my town, our only mall's roof collapsed and there are unknown amounts of people injured, over 20 people missing and rumors of 4 deaths. I think your situation could have been a lot worse than being stuck outside in a showercap. By the way, I'm not making this up. Go on google news and look it up, it's Elliot Lake, ON, Algo mall collapsed or something along those lines.
firefoxrocks61 18
I heard about that! Emergency Management Ontario reported 4 injuries though, not 4 deaths... not sure about how many are missing :s
Linkerdoodles 15
There were a lot of rumors going around. It's confirmed now, I don't know in the papers or not, but one lady is dead for sure. Someone I know knew her and she was told she's dead. :( I don't know who she is or what her age is or anything, though. This is a really hard time for us at Elliot Lake :/
devandanae 11
I'm pretty sure that it won't fall out I am a hairdresser and have done that many times and considering I ran around with 30 volume bleach on my hair for more then a hour
higgybaby969696 0
This is an FML? Seriously? Wow-you have no idea what real pain is