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Haha what a dumbass
God, the irony here is just laughable.
*And *aren't And you forgot to capitalize at the beginning of a new sentence.
OP just tell the dumbass you have noon sickness in the afternoon, and morning sickness in the morning. His stupidity level is probably high enough to buy it.
Hahaha, umad? Anyway, I realize that I was being an ass and I apologize, but all I'm saying is that if you're going to call someone stupid, at least be able to type a normal sentence or else it looks ironic. And since you asked so nicely, I'm actually just in a car driving back from an hour and a half trip so no, I don't have anything better to do right now.
44- Being English doesn't make you any better at spelling and grammar. The fact that you would even use that as self defence made me cringe inside.
You don't need to be writing a college essay to use proper grammar. English class is meant to prepare you to use proper grammar in every day communication.
When did writing properly become tedious?
I can really give a flying **** if you are english. If you are going to make a legitimate comment about stupidity, at least make it legible. No one likes to see some idiot running around fml pissing everyone off with their shitty grammar. I didn't look but you must be new, as your attempt to revolt against some 12k grammar nazis didn't turn out too good.
Had to put my two cents in on this one... 44, I also hate Grammar Nazis but the only thing WORSE is people like you who call someone a dumb-ass and spell it all wrong. Digging yourself a deep grave by fighting it!
*put. Can't edit in my phone sorry guys.
44- Love the last part of your "About Me" you recently updated. Let us know if you want another Life Lesson.
Used to think the same thing, OP's husband. But then I turned 6 and my mom became pregnant.
Hey everyone. I love irony and ironic things. Goodbye.
Little girl. Grow up actually go to English class. And maybe move away from England, i hate your stupidity, rudeness and don't be rude about other peoples kids. Having kids involves a guy. Good luck with that.
You "belong to England".. what does that mean? Anyway, what he's saying is that if you're going to comment on someone's apparent lack of intelligence, at least write properly.
Okay guys, I think (hope) she got it the first ten times someone grilled her. Yes, she made some ignorant statements, but now you're just shooting a dead animal. It's done. Finished. Over. Carry on with your days.
145- your a dum ass. its funny how they does it.
Being a grammar nazi! No? Okay.
50, no starting sentences with 'and'.
137- couldn't have said it better myself lol.
Your grammar is horrible..true story
You spelled capitalize wrong.
the sad thing is, i thought the same thing
This is why we use Google before making such statements.
Or sex education.
Or a brain
or a dictionary.
Or flying monkeys.
Or the children I lock in my basement. Too much?
.....combo breaker?
Or people
^ combo breaker.
Guys don't get informed enough when it comes to their partners' pregnancy.
Maybe not, but nowadays there are so many books written specifically for fathers-to-be. There's no excuse for being totally uneducated. There's even a "Dad's Guide to Pregnancy for Dummies"! - which sounds perfect for OP's dopey husband.
#57, do you have a lot of experience with woman faking things?
Okay... Then tell him you have afternoon sickness... Or just throw up everywhere and make him clean it.
Make him? Sorry to say, NOBODY could ever "make" me clean vomit. Nobody.
Even your sick pregnant wife? :(
#8 - You'd make an awful parent if you wouldn't help your sick, vomiting child.
#31 that's assuming he's going to have children.
I'm not near ready to be a parent. I know that. Vomit is disgusting though. I would clean my child's vomit, and yes I would help out my pregnant wife. But the way this comment is worded makes it seem so forceful. I'd be willing to clean up after my wife out of kindness (and hopefully love), but I hate being forced. So sorry if I came (or am coming) off as an asshole, it's just how I am.
Yes, I would shove his head in the vomit and sit on him until he cleaned it up. I suppose that's a tad bit forceful, but it could be worse, right?
Are you illiterate? Did you not read my second comment? Well, whatever, I wouldn't want you at my house anyways!
tyler7891: With that kind of ignorant attitude, you're buying yourself a one way ticket to 60-year-old-virgin Land. And considering you're new, you're not doing much for your reputation either.
Why would anyone "fake" vomit??
To miss school, to avoid church, to not socialize with friends, to stay off work, to get attention, to get thinner (bulimic), to stay at home, to avoid going shopping with parents, etc. The list goes on...
Point taken. You win this round!
When I was pregnant I had morning sickness but i didn't vomit, I just felt sick.
15- yes, but typically people can't vomit on command. So if ops husband saw her throw up, that should prove she wasn't faking..
27 - if you strategically place your fingers at the back of your throat, you could pull it off. How you could do that strategically, I do not know...
@ #30 - That's not "fake" vomiting. That causes you to REALLY vomit. Putting a can of cream of chicken in the toilet and sitting there moaning and gagging is "fake vomiting."
I can stick my fingers down my throat and not vomit, so that method isn't very reliable
What an ass >:(
How can you fake being sick?! Surely your vomit proves that you're not faking?
Theres plenty of ways to fake being sick.
High-five him in the face with a medical textbook. It's lighter, so you can get more momentum, and the mass is more compact, so more force will go in his face. I recommend the Merck Manual.
I would beat him with a phone book, apparently that's what police do to prisoners because they don't leave marks!
Throw that book, "What to expect when you're expecting" at his head, hard.
Perhaps throw it when he least expects it? Lol
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Haha what a dumbass
This is why we use Google before making such statements.