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By prego / Friday 13 April 2012 14:15 / United States - Sterling Heights
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& you're carrying this dumbass' baby! poor you! your kinds probably arnt going to be very smart either...

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  Archon  |  7

OP just tell the dumbass you have noon sickness in the afternoon, and morning sickness in the morning. His stupidity level is probably high enough to buy it.

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capitalise?!!! dude please get a life. dont you have better things to do in life?! it wasn't a fucking college essay. as a matter of fact, i do belong to england. so i have fairly good knowledge of the language. its human to make mistakes as you type sometimes

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  brianjman14  |  22

Hahaha, umad? Anyway, I realize that I was being an ass and I apologize, but all I'm saying is that if you're going to call someone stupid, at least be able to type a normal sentence or else it looks ironic. And since you asked so nicely, I'm actually just in a car driving back from an hour and a half trip so no, I don't have anything better to do right now.

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  wlddog  |  14

Being able to communicate is a practiced skill. If you practice to fail you will always fail. If you practice to succeed you will get better with time.

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  _Oblivion_  |  12

I can really give a flying fuck if you are english. If you are going to make a legitimate comment about stupidity, at least make it legible. No one likes to see some idiot running around fml pissing everyone off with their shitty grammar. I didn't look but you must be new, as your attempt to revolt against some 12k grammar nazis didn't turn out too good.

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  ladyLALAA  |  28

Had to put my two cents in on this one... 44, I also hate Grammar Nazis but the only thing WORSE is people like you who call someone a dumb-ass and spell it all wrong. Digging yourself a deep grave by fighting it!

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  gabrielle01  |  0

Little girl. Grow up actually go to English class. And maybe move away from England, i hate your stupidity, rudeness and don't be rude about other peoples kids. Having kids involves a guy. Good luck with that.

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You "belong to England".. what does that mean? Anyway, what he's saying is that if you're going to comment on someone's apparent lack of intelligence, at least write properly.

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  The_Hitdude  |  12

Okay guys, I think (hope) she got it the first ten times someone grilled her. Yes, she made some ignorant statements, but now you're just shooting a dead animal. It's done. Finished. Over. Carry on with your days.

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  Feared  |  9

145- your a dum ass. its funny how they does it.

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  maronofhearts  |  19

Well technically morning sickness is in the morning but there's no reason why you can't get sick for many reasons during the day. Like from a smell or sight or just nothing

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  JoeSaysSsso  |  2

or a dictionary.

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  GawdamitNappa  |  4

.....combo breaker?

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  PrincessPesa  |  20

Maybe not, but nowadays there are so many books written specifically for fathers-to-be. There's no excuse for being totally uneducated. There's even a "Dad's Guide to Pregnancy for Dummies"! - which sounds perfect for OP's dopey husband.

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  siickman  |  7

Yea but its just common sense... I mean i can understand why girls would be faking it and over dramatic but like srsly he just has to be understanding ...

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  siickman  |  7

Btw im not stating OP was faking it.. Just saying i would understand if a girl was faking it

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  Llama_Face89  |  33

Even if she is faking (unlikely. Somehow I don't think her body cares if it's called "morning" sickness) your woman is pregnant. You damn well better suck it up and pamper the shit outa her.

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Make him? Sorry to say, NOBODY could ever "make" me clean vomit. Nobody.

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I'm not near ready to be a parent. I know that. Vomit is disgusting though. I would clean my child's vomit, and yes I would help out my pregnant wife. But the way this comment is worded makes it seem so forceful. I'd be willing to clean up after my wife out of kindness (and hopefully love), but I hate being forced. So sorry if I came (or am coming) off as an asshole, it's just how I am.

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  Llamacod  |  11

I don't think I would ever want to go to keyboardwarriors house if he ever has children, there would be vomit rotting on the floor from when his kids threw up as kbw would never clean it

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  The_Hitdude  |  12

tyler7891: With that kind of ignorant attitude, you're buying yourself a one way ticket to 60-year-old-virgin Land. And considering you're new, you're not doing much for your reputation either.

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  SkoomaKi  |  24

To miss school, to avoid church, to not socialize with friends, to stay off work, to get attention, to get thinner (bulimic), to stay at home, to avoid going shopping with parents, etc. The list goes on...

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  SkoomaKi  |  24

27 - if you strategically place your fingers at the back of your throat, you could pull it off. How you could do that strategically, I do not know...

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  AmbrosiaWriter  |  17

@ #30 - That's not "fake" vomiting. That causes you to REALLY vomit. Putting a can of cream of chicken in the toilet and sitting there moaning and gagging is "fake vomiting."

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  rattusrattus  |  18

High-five him in the face with a medical textbook. It's lighter, so you can get more momentum, and the mass is more compact, so more force will go in his face. I recommend the Merck Manual.

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