By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 05:29 - United States - Lewis Center

Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML
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squiggles159 5

damn... if they were lace I wouldn't recommend it.

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Wizardo 33

Geronimo I say old chap!

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DocBastard 38

I love how you say they "somehow" found your knickers like it's some kind of big shock. Unless you had them lying around, they went into your bedroom, rummaged around your drawers, and took them. That takes time, so maaaaaybe you should put down the chips and WATCH THEM. Just a thought.

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perdix 29

Say yes and take them up to 10000 feet in your airplane. The world would be better with a few less rude assholes.

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laden_swallow09 34

*with fewer assholes That's right. I just went there.

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gracehi 31

Sounds like they have a new extreme sport in the works. Lady's underwear skydiving. Sounds legit.

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tommylover842 23

I bet that made your pride take a tumble, much like they would if they actually attempted parachuting with undies.

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UNLUCKYyY1037 26

Say yes as long as you can go parachuting with theirs

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kasmol 16

Tell them no, parachuting is dangerous. Then offer to help them make a circus tent with your underwear.

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KinkyCurly 13

Hope thier mother doesn't hear about it or you'll be out of a gig. "She let us play with her underwear.."

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