Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
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Welshite 40
The yelling is an excuse. He actually needs to be tucked into bed with his favorite teddy bear and read a bedtime story by mom.
WCARlover 35
There's a reason he was single when you met him apparently :p
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Comments (90)
PenguinBitch 44
Is his name Norman Bates? If so, don't shower around him.
howsthisforaname 34
Is his name wolowitz?
Culito97 10
Or maybe he just doesn't want to stay overnight with you and comes up with that as an excuse? Lol
ChampagneMamii 8
Maybe he just didn't want to spend the night with you.
silver_fisher 2
Most people live at home lol
rockon327 2
Thats funny
bbfyso 10
To be Honest if I had not gotten married I would not have left home. My husband lived at home until we got married as well...we both had tons of savings and we paid for our Home in cash. We did get Married young and still..... I would not write him off just Yet. I see my friends that moved out at 18 and all the money the burned in rent. I would try to see the positive side.
funneh1 21
Lol!! Hey its says that you are from Alberta. Me too! Lol
thenewgirl29 20
In his defense, in his culture I guess it is considered normal. He does own a condo and is renovating it. I am fine with the living at home part but being questioned about staying out seems odd at our age.
adam_nvx 19
One has to have some respect that the guy respects his parents enough to still abide by their rules (granted... pretty extreme at that age). That said, it seems like such an odd situation and makes you think he has a wife/fiancée/girlfriend that he doesn't want you to know about. (however, it's all just speculation...). good luck OP.
brandoneyez1 25
Howard!!! Would you like some nice brisket maybe???