Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML
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Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been seeing for 3 months lives at home with his parents. He's 30. They live in a '50+ only' housing complex and he sneaks in the side door. FML
Today, I learned why my boyfriend of 10 months and I never hang out at his place. He still lives at home with his mother. He's 38. FML
Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML
Today, my ex broke up with me because his mom didn't like me. He was visiting me across the country at the time, and still had a few days left. He had the audacity to still ask to sleep with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we wouldn't move in together as we had planned to do for a long time. His mother forbade it. He is 27. FML
Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML
Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
The yelling is an excuse. He actually needs to be tucked into bed with his favorite teddy bear and read a bedtime story by mom.
WCARlover 35
There's a reason he was single when you met him apparently :p
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Comments (90)
Tarlachia 33
"Howard Wolowitz! If she's pretty, make sure she's Jewish so you can marry her! I need grandkids before I die!" "Mom!!"
jordanashley211 20
Alrighty then.
anthony99 14
Paging Dr. Bates! Dr. Norman Bates!
khorstmye 15
Maybe his mom is elderly and he takes care of her
Keiajacole 16
Run baby girl RUN !!!!! He's single for a reason !!!
Taylor22294 24
And it's because the shallowness of the human kind.
oldtoad 6
Married perhaps ...
Laxinitup 18
There sure are a lot of judgmental comments here; thought we were supposed to be tolerant of all people.. In a lot of cultures staying with ones parents is not considered odd (like it is in the US). It could be he has financial, medical, unemployment issues or maybe he's caring for his elderly parents. Maybe he is a Mommas boy? Who's to judge him? The only odd thing about him is saying his Mom would be mad if he didn't come home. For his age he should no longer be under his mothers rules. But even so he still deserves happiness and he must be a decent guy since she's dated him for 3 months. Maybe everyone here should take a look at themselves before they judge.
AutisticAbyss 10
Agreed good sir! May many thumbs up come your way!
bab3ruthl3ss 16
Couldn't have said it better myself.
doctorhook86 25
#32: I think it's interesting that most of the harshest comments are coming from females. Males seem a lot more sympathetic to this guy.
doctorhook86 25
And then #54 comes along to break my expectations...
WhimsicalMusings 11
Fully agree. Living with parents isn't a hallmark of immaturity, and moving out isn't the benchmark of maturity. People can live with their parents, pay substantial rent, hold down a job, and tend to their own affairs (romantic and financial) while taking on additional responsibilities that make them an asset rather than a burden. By the same token, people can move out, do exactly what they like all of the time, fail to budget and rely on mum and dad to make everything better, whether that means leaving their laundry with their parents or expecting them to foot the bill for living expenses. Acting like an adult doesn't depend solely on your living arrangement. That said, we live in the mobile phone age. Surely a "Hi, dear parent, I won't be home tonight" wouldn't be an unreasonable option?
ChampHero 27
At least you didn't find out from someone else
Clevelandians 17
My guess is that dude wanted to get the hell outta there and just lied about it
tossaway2321 5
Who doesn't live at home?