Today, the guy I like asked me what he should do for the girl he has a crush on. I told him to give her flowers and tell her how he feels. Later that day my doorbell rang, and he stood there holding flowers. He said the magical words, "My car broke down, can you give me a lift?" FML
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Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML
Today, a guy's car broke down in my street, so I helped him push it into my driveway, checked his car out, and gave it a jump start. He thanked me, then as he went to pull out, he instead smashed straight into my car. FML
Today, I bought my crush a bouquet of roses plus one fake. The line was going to be, "I'll stop loving you when the last rose dies." I told my best friend and he thought it was such an amazing idea that he stole the fake rose and gave it to her himself. Guess who got the girl. FML
Today, the boy I like, came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML
Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, my friend, on whom I have a crush since I can remember, read the most beautiful poem to me, which he'd written himself. After reading it, he said that it was for a girl he likes, and asked me if it was good. FML
Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML
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thrifting 18
How terribly disappointing. I know them feels.
Jonniii 10
Take the flowers as an exchange for fuel.
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Comments (100)
aimee0027 17
I was so hoping this would go your way OP! :/ but we all know it couldn't have considering its an FML. So f your life op.
Treveyon56 14
Just be glad he didn't come for your mom. I mean she does have it going on, but it would be awkward for you.
nanxi 30
Wow, that is pretty tragic. Sorry you had to go through that, OP. ):
glamorous18 10
did you say, "will you buy me flowers?"
tenac71 6
if he doesn't know your true feeling than he wouldn't know he did anything wrong.
BlissfulLiss 18
As I read this, I envisioned you standing there with hope rising in your chest then deflating in a cartoon- like fashion as your bubble was burst. Sorry OP, there's someone else out there for you.
said_aha 7
old trick .. he tryed to make you feel jealouse .. he likes you ! ..
AngelLovesDerby 10
All I would say is sorry! Maybe next time ;)
yourmurderscenex 13
why would she be rude to him over something he had no idea about?
brittyboo123 35
Wow, that must have really been disappointing. Sorry OP.
patrickalamo 48
Needles to say but, you now wish instead of flowers you would have said just ask her for a ride.