Today, the guy I like asked me what he should do for the girl he has a crush on. I told him to give her flowers and tell her how he feels. Later that day my doorbell rang, and he stood there holding flowers. He said the magical words, "My car broke down, can you give me a lift?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML
Today, a guy's car broke down in my street, so I helped him push it into my driveway, checked his car out, and gave it a jump start. He thanked me, then as he went to pull out, he instead smashed straight into my car. FML
Today, I bought my crush a bouquet of roses plus one fake. The line was going to be, "I'll stop loving you when the last rose dies." I told my best friend and he thought it was such an amazing idea that he stole the fake rose and gave it to her himself. Guess who got the girl. FML
Today, the boy I like, came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML
Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, my friend, on whom I have a crush since I can remember, read the most beautiful poem to me, which he'd written himself. After reading it, he said that it was for a girl he likes, and asked me if it was good. FML
Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML
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Top comments
thrifting 18
How terribly disappointing. I know them feels.
Jonniii 10
Take the flowers as an exchange for fuel.
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Comments (100)
KiddNYC1O 22
There's your chance.
Spring2013Bio 3
Don't worry at least you know he's pretty thoughtless, many guys out there. Just a crush you will get over him.
charliewhippet 9
I'm pretty sure he's playing games with you... I'd start dating someone else very visibly and see how he reacts to that...!
laufinobsver 3
That's beyond childish. Even if he was playing games with her, fighting fire with fire is immature. Just move on OP, he can be a friend but not a love interest
Xotoolyxo 16
Aw): I thought you were going to say he showed up at your doorstep and confessed his love for you, but then again it wouldn't be an FML then
fabforever 10
Oh wait just let me find my keys in my purse *pulls out middle finger*
browniey 11
You should just let your feelings out and confess your love. At least you would have a shot... But sorry, OP! :(
VancouverGuy89 9
Ouch that's really got to suck being excited for 10 seconds to be let down!
Lovely_Lex92 3
Aww, I'm sorry, OP. :(
andreablah 9
Well did you give him a lift or what??
brendejafulable 41
YDI for not practicing what you preach.
Deviant_fml 5
Yep, flowers... the way to every guy's heart.