Miscellaneous: Today, the guy I like and his friend came home with me to work...

By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 11:47 - United Kingdom - Stevenston

Today, the guy I like and his friend came home with me to work on a project. I opened my front door and my mum was at the top of the stairs completely naked, bent over, drying her hair with the hairdryer. It took a few moments for her to realise we were there. FML

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By ugh - 12/03/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

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By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 13:04 - Malta

Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

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By nudesurprise - 16/04/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, I was at my new apartment. My fiancé was coming home so I filled the apartment with candles and put on some sexy music. When he came up to my door, I answered the door, naked. What I didn't know was that he was bringing his dad to see the new apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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By Burntintomyretinas - 19/09/2012 04:40 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML

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By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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arexis 6

Wednesday 13 February 2013 19:08

You should introduce your mom to clothes ... FYL

The_Big_Boss 20

Wednesday 13 February 2013 19:09

Did they like it?

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acami2012 5

Thursday 14 February 2013 4:51

Hahah opps

vehementbitch 4

Thursday 14 February 2013 6:27

She does this quite often and you didn't even know!!

akiahara 14

Thursday 14 February 2013 8:40

A sign you should move out soon. She might be desiring some "lay around the house naked" time to herself.

Satoaoi 13

Thursday 14 February 2013 8:53

they probably think she's a milf now

Courts0001 11

Thursday 14 February 2013 12:40

Why was you're mum drying her hair at the top of the stairs and not in her room or any room for that matter

Nicholi124 10

Thursday 14 February 2013 15:46

"Eye to eye" contact, if your mom is hot they are going to hang out with you ever day just to come over and see that again.

xRezSynn 15

Thursday 14 February 2013 16:35

Maybe he doesn't mind...

IIFenix 3

Thursday 14 February 2013 17:02

Just look on the bright side op......they may want to come over to your place more often now.

REFF_fml 9

Friday 15 February 2013 7:57

MILF!

FlyInTheGlass 4

Saturday 16 February 2013 16:33

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