Today, the guy I like and his friend came home with me to work on a project. I opened my front door and my mum was at the top of the stairs completely naked, bent over, drying her hair with the hairdryer. It took a few moments for her to realise we were there. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML
Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML
Today, I was at my new apartment. My fiancé was coming home so I filled the apartment with candles and put on some sexy music. When he came up to my door, I answered the door, naked. What I didn't know was that he was bringing his dad to see the new apartment. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
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arexis 6
You should introduce your mom to clothes ... FYL
The_Big_Boss 20
Did they like it?
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Comments (90)
erockinthesuburb 17
Now he knows what you'll look like when you're older :)
laya_fml 26
And none of you thought to say anything or get her attention?
Sputnikspak 13
It's pretty hard to get someone's attention with a hairdryer on, and all of their hair flipped over so they can't see.
capslockisgood 19
And to add on to 40 it says that it took a few moments for her to notice so they were probably too shocked to say anything in those few moments.
duff29 3
Haha well what a first impression
jab7769 8
So no one asked if the project was a mfm sand which ??
kurodansei 16
Was one of your friends named Mike? Did he have a Nickel? If so you should be worried. (If you get this reference it will make my day!)
ManInTheMachine 20
What? I don't even...
emeraldisle 30
Perhaps you should have told your mum you were bringing mates home.
rhevenge 19
lol. well she just likes being nude. bent over she would be scrunching her hair
birdierising 16
Or drying it upside down for volume!
CrackC 5
What a sight!!!
SerpentBoy 8
Huh? You wanna try that again?