He must have hit his head when he rofl'd

Hard

Omg rofl

Hey hey hey, no need for being mean, or I'll do some good and give a bad hit to your ugly face, Clint Eastwood

He must already have gotten it.

Well it IS arguable that texting and the Internet have caused the downward spiral of the English language. So op does have a point, just in a different way than intended.

I hope, for your sake, the apple fell far from the tree.

I ate the apple. It was good.

Cannibalism at its finest, 55

OMG, I LOL'd and then I had to STFU and CTFD. I guess YOLO and mine is almost over. S2BM (sucks to be me, just made that 1 up :) )

Cue The Fedora Douches?

Damn Predix you gave me brain damage with that comment. Your goinkogxbihscnkf. Kc jhcvjmcdx n

10, you may want to get a second opinion on that.

10 - u made yourself look like an idiot

#26, wouldn't that be "urself," if we are going for complete consistency ;) ? I <3 emoticons! They often can make it clear when someone is joking or otherwise clarify the writer's intention more than plain text ever could.

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OMG 1337 sp33k iz de p4wnzers

KCAFS. It means keep calm and feed snakes. It's my life story. In five letters.

I came to a conclusion #58 I'm not sure how I figured it out, but you love snakes huh?

I straight up read that as 'sucks to be me'. I need to get off my phone.

I hope his gullibility, for lack of a harsher word, isn't hereditary.

Maybe you were right...

That's why you don't mess with gullible people..sometimes it doesn't turn out the way you planned..

I still tell some people that the original Power Rangers were all girls except for the pink one and that he was gay. It's quite amusing.

Well atleast he stopped

I really wish that this was the truth. With some people you need a decoder ring out of a Cracker Jack box to decipher what they're trying to say.

Have you tried dangling something shiny in front of him to see if it des tracts him?