FML : Today, I was at my new apartment. My fiancé was coming home so I filled the apartment with candles and put on some sexy music. When he came up to my door,...

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Today, I was at my new apartment. My fiancé was coming home so I filled the apartment with candles and put on some sexy music. When he came up to my door, I answered the door, naked. What I didn't know was that he was bringing his dad to see the new apartment. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By nudesurprise - / Thursday 16 April 2009 14:49 / United States

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By unibrowicorn | 0

#116494 - Thursday 16 April 2009 07:51

I saw one similar to this not long ago. :/ And what do we learn from all of this? Always look before you answer the door I learned that in like,kindergarten.

By dca714 | 0

#116498 - Thursday 16 April 2009 07:52

can you say PEEP HOLE...itll keep his dad from peepin your hole =x

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By fueledbyamy | 0

#116486 - Thursday 16 April 2009 07:51

oooh. nasty. bad luck, haha.

By unibrowicorn | 0

#116494 - Thursday 16 April 2009 07:51

I saw one similar to this not long ago. :/ And what do we learn from all of this? Always look before you answer the door I learned that in like,kindergarten.

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keyboy913 | 12

#5443360 - Wednesday 10 April 2013 10:48

I agree, like what If it was like some pedophile or pizza guy,

By dca714 | 0

#116498 - Thursday 16 April 2009 07:52

can you say PEEP HOLE...itll keep his dad from peepin your hole =x

By nomadxx7 | 0

#116503 - Thursday 16 April 2009 07:54

Threesome? Tacky? I thought so but funny to me nonetheless.

By yes_yes_yes | 0

#116512 - Thursday 16 April 2009 07:56

lol#4!! hmmm..... can we say "communicate" or "cell phone"? Try talking to him about when he's coming home, and bringing and such :P YDI

By jdb2009 | 0

#116513 - Thursday 16 April 2009 07:56

You deserved that one. Are you hot at least?

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carpediem9_fml | 0

#1011861 - Saturday 29 May 2010 11:01

doubtful lol

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quickit | 24

#6161764 - Saturday 3 January 2015 06:04

I don't see how that matters in this situation.

By Kickinchicken213 | 3

#116514 - Thursday 16 April 2009 07:56

Nice.

By ZiggyMorrison | 0

#116518 - Thursday 16 April 2009 07:58

PEEP HOLE!!!!!!!! and when was the last time anything good ever happend from anwering the door naked this website alone should tell you NEVER

By bsneeze | 0

#116533 - Thursday 16 April 2009 08:04

SURPRISE!!!

By davidtheday | 0

#116538 - Thursday 16 April 2009 08:06

Leave something on to tear off...it's much more fun that way anyway

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