By TheSickness - 28/05/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, the girl that I fancy was sick and I offered to hug her, but she protested saying that she didn't want to get me sick. I told her, "If hugging you gets me sick, then I'll just have to deal with being sick." She gave me the biggest hug she could. I haven't stopped puking since. FML
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JMWHS 0

well go you for making her feel better at least. but that's the price we pay to impress girls lol

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Mirorbo 26

Fuhohoho!~ You asked for it, you deal with it!

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MuuuChuuu 5

awwww op that was sweet of u to offer but she did tell you what the outcome would be so ydi!!

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andruha1123 5

you can puke together now... bonding moment ftw

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jplumbob 4

oh my god bmasencamp you got number one. do you want a cookie??

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Horde 8

You got what you asked for, so ydi :]

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llcooljoey 0

I guess he was. *puts on shades*. love sick

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Averizzle 0

Lol omg 50 you are so funny I haven't heard that line in forever. You win for blatant originality.

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RedPillSucks 31

You forgot the "YYYEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!"

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delicious_nom_no 0

19—agreed

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luvpav 0

aawwww how cute. if my boyfriend did tht I would totally ask him to marry me.

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ThatsJustMii 0

50 only cane( the dude with herashio as his pic) can do that.. u fail 4 copying him

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dinosauring 0

you're from the US, OP. you don't "fancy" anyone.

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dudeitsdanny 9

OP is making the rest pf us look bad. Now I gotta get my girl sick and hug her to measure up =P

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Krajjan 9

This is the price for chivalry, OP.

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Thabb 0

Youre such a nice idiot. Anti flood should be removed.

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Alpha35 4

the things that guys do to be sweet to a girl.... end up being a test of will power!

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zach055 23

Maybe you two can puke together, at least that way you would have something to talk about.

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CyclonePsycho 1

97: Antiflood should be removed? What, so you idiots can spam the crap out of the comments board? No thanks. Long live antiflood.

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FaceMelterx2530 4

HAHAHAHAHAHA llcooljoey you just won bigtime

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muffduff101 0

nice op Now u know she fancies u too atleast rite?

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ItsFriedRice 0

Ask and thou shall receive.

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kinukle 0

how sweet, now you can puke together in perfect harmony.

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dabomblyktiktikk 0

19&50 win... 50,000 POINTS FOR GRYFYNDORRRR!!!!!!!!! :D

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adins1997 0

ydi for using the word `fancy` in ur fml

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Mirorbo 26

Fuhohoho!~ You asked for it, you deal with it!

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krazykiya12095 0

awww thats cute, buht ydi she told yuuh so(:

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blankettt 0

Yeah, I agree. OP, you can't really complain, you DID ask for it.

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BlueTwist89 0

Lol, YDI. If someone is sick, you should keep your distance...

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Quidikic 9

unless asking for a BJ, then you force them

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binger_gitch 12

Well YDI because you knew she was sick & a possibility to be sick. but it was also sweet so it balances out.

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JMWHS 0

well go you for making her feel better at least. but that's the price we pay to impress girls lol

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WindsweptSky 5

Aw. At least you tried. Failed but tried. Maybe next time just give her a card... :)

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WindsweptSky 5

BTW. #9 is right. A hug won't get you sick where you are puking. That is caused by a virus that is hand to mouth/mouth to mouth transferred.

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hoopstar15 0

wait 50 was that a csi Miami reference???

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JhasNeeh 7

This really isn't an FML. You chose to be gentlemanly and take the risk - now you're whining like a 4 year old. F HER L for being liked by someone without a backbone.

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ChivalrousZombie 0

"she protested" is where you lost the FML and it became a YDI. If someone is feeling sick enough to say no, don't hug me? You probably should listen to them...

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BelleElle_fml 5

Aww, but that's really sweet. I'm sure she was impressed. But, FYL cause now you're really sick too. :(

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Good_old_Grim 8

WTF is she sick with? Bubonic-superAIDS? How can a hug transmit smth that totally ***** up your stomach?

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tdkage 0

She smelled that bad? Haha, joking.

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