Today, the girl that I fancy was sick and I offered to hug her, but she protested saying that she didn't want to get me sick. I told her, "If hugging you gets me sick, then I'll just have to deal with being sick." She gave me the biggest hug she could. I haven't stopped puking since. FML
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
JMWHS
| 0
well go you for making her feel better at least. but that's the price we pay to impress girls lol
By
Mirorbo
| 26
Fuhohoho!~ You asked for it, you deal with it!
Comments
By
bmasencamp
| 0
1st
Reply
VSOLORIO
| 0
mas puto lmao ydi
Reply
MuuuChuuu
| 5
awwww op that was sweet of u to offer but she did tell you what the outcome would be so ydi!!
Reply
andruha1123
| 5
you can puke together now... bonding moment ftw
Reply
PurpleMonkeysFor
| 0
haha 19 wins
Reply
Claay_aiir
| 0
Awwwe (:
Reply
jplumbob
| 4
oh my god bmasencamp you got number one. do you want a cookie??
Reply
Horde
| 8
You got what you asked for, so ydi :]
Reply
llcooljoey
| 0
I guess he was. *puts on shades*. love sick
Reply
Averizzle
| 0
Lol omg 50 you are so funny I haven't heard that line in forever. You win for blatant originality.
Reply
RedPillSucks
| 31
You forgot the "YYYEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!"
Reply
delicious_nom_no
| 0
19—agreed
Reply
luvpav
| 0
aawwww how cute. if my boyfriend did tht I would totally ask him to marry me.
Reply
ScooterScott
| 0
Yes 50, YES!
Reply
zezjo
| 3
I am gay
Reply
ThatsJustMii
| 0
50 only cane( the dude with herashio as his pic) can do that.. u fail 4 copying him
Reply
dinosauring
| 0
you're from the US, OP. you don't "fancy" anyone.
Reply
dudeitsdanny
| 9
OP is making the rest pf us look bad.
Now I gotta get my girl sick and hug her to measure up =P
Now I gotta get my girl sick and hug her to measure up =P
Reply
Krajjan
| 9
This is the price for chivalry, OP.
Reply
Thabb
| 0
Youre such a nice idiot.
Anti flood should be
removed.
Anti flood should be
removed.
Reply
Alpha35
| 4
the things that guys do to be sweet to a girl.... end up being a test of will power!
Reply
zach055
| 23
Maybe you two can puke together, at least that way you would have something to talk about.
Reply
CyclonePsycho
| 1
97: Antiflood should be removed? What, so you idiots can spam the crap out of the comments board? No thanks. Long live antiflood.
Reply
FaceMelterx2530
| 4
HAHAHAHAHAHA llcooljoey you just won bigtime
Reply
muffduff101
| 0
nice op
Now u know she fancies u too atleast rite?
Now u know she fancies u too atleast rite?
Reply
ItsFriedRice
| 0
Ask and thou shall receive.
Reply
kinukle
| 0
how sweet, now you can puke together in perfect harmony.
Reply
dabomblyktiktikk
| 0
19&50 win... 50,000 POINTS FOR GRYFYNDORRRR!!!!!!!!! :D
Reply
adins1997
| 0
ydi for using the word `fancy` in ur fml
Reply
MyScurvy
| 22
What was this comment?
By
Mirorbo
| 26
Fuhohoho!~ You asked for it, you deal with it!
Reply
lizzilla8297
| 2
ydi
Reply
krazykiya12095
| 0
awww thats cute, buht ydi she told yuuh so(:
Reply
blankettt
| 0
Yeah, I agree. OP, you can't really complain, you DID ask for it.
By
BlueTwist89
| 0
Lol, YDI. If someone is sick, you should keep your distance...
Reply
Quidikic
| 9
unless asking for a BJ, then you force them
Reply
binger_gitch
| 12
Well YDI because you knew she was sick & a possibility to be sick. but it was also sweet so it balances out.
By
JMWHS
| 0
well go you for making her feel better at least. but that's the price we pay to impress girls lol
Reply
clownman
| 0
true that!
By
WindsweptSky
| 5
Aw. At least you tried. Failed but tried. Maybe next time just give her a card... :)
Reply
WindsweptSky
| 5
BTW. #9 is right. A hug won't get you sick where you are puking. That is caused by a virus that is hand to mouth/mouth to mouth transferred.
Reply
cincin75
| 0
Sweet. I wish u kissed her.
Reply
hoopstar15
| 0
wait 50 was that a csi Miami reference???
Reply
lolpwnagelol
| 0
yes
By
JhasNeeh
| 7
This really isn't an FML. You chose to be gentlemanly and take the risk - now you're whining like a 4 year old. F HER L for being liked by someone without a backbone.
By
ChivalrousZombie
| 0
"she protested" is where you lost the FML and it became a YDI.
If someone is feeling sick enough to say no, don't hug me?
You probably should listen to them...
If someone is feeling sick enough to say no, don't hug me?
You probably should listen to them...
By
BelleElle_fml
| 5
Aww, but that's really sweet. I'm sure she was impressed. But, FYL cause now you're really sick too. :(
By
Good_old_Grim
| 8
WTF is she sick with? Bubonic-superAIDS?
How can a hug transmit smth that totally fucks up your stomach?
How can a hug transmit smth that totally fucks up your stomach?
By
tdkage
| 0
She smelled that bad?
Haha, joking.
Haha, joking.