Today, the girl I like sent me a Facebook message telling me how the message I left on her phone was one of the funniest drunk dials she's ever gotten. I'm debating whether or not I should tell her that I don't drink. FML
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Today, I told my crush that I liked her a lot. She told me not to message her when I'm drunk. FML
Today, after drunk texting a girl the night before, I sent her a message saying I was sorry for everything I said. All she could say back? "Those were some of the most normal drunk texts I have ever read. I'd hate to see how boring you'd be sober." FML
Today, I got this beautiful girl's number at a bar. After the night was over, I was pretty drunk and sent too many drunk Snapchats. When I'd sobered up, I deleted them. She asked why I deleted them, so I said because I was drunk and didn't remember what I sent. She hasn't messaged me back since. FML
Today, I received a drunken prank call from a girl I didn't know around 1am. I don't know what's sadder, that I carried out the conversation for 30 minutes, or that this was the first girl to call me in over a year. FML
Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, the girl I like said she was out drinking with a friend. I'm pretty sure she has been lying about all the times she has "fallen asleep" and could not talk, and is actually seeing other people. FML
Today, slightly drunk from a head-frazzle of a night out from hell, I sent a text meant for my friend recounting the terrible date I'd just been on… to the date himself. He replied with, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
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ks0300 0
that is ******* hilarious. You just made my day
Golden_massimo 0
just think how funny you are drunk
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Comments (103)
Golden_massimo 0
just think how funny you are drunk
hahaiseeyou 0
19- he's not gonna get anything out of it though, she obviously doesn't like him if she thinks that
Unbannedban 0
:) I moderated this, that makes me Boss GUESS WHAT BOSS? I'M WEARING GUCCI!!
xxjoseph1543xx 0
Tell her you don't drink but your friends dared you that one time
I_have_no_clue 0
Just like it shows how "week" you are at spelling?
far_east 6
grammar nazi.. not everyones 100% in engrish phaggot
perdix 31
Tell her you had a stroke. That worked for the person in the previous FML ;)
Hikarishimizu 13
..What the hell did you say, man?
Jessi_the_sexii 0
tell her you weren't drinking you were just eating beer battered fish(:
iron_chefITALY 0
^^this right herr made me laught
fmlfailz 0
fail
surrender1123 0
sounds like a bitch find someone else
spiderbesideher 0
tell someone who gives a shit