Today, the girl I like sent me a Facebook message telling me how the message I left on her phone was one of the funniest drunk dials she's ever gotten. I'm debating whether or not I should tell her that I don't drink. FML
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Today, I told my crush that I liked her a lot. She told me not to message her when I'm drunk. FML
Today, after drunk texting a girl the night before, I sent her a message saying I was sorry for everything I said. All she could say back? "Those were some of the most normal drunk texts I have ever read. I'd hate to see how boring you'd be sober." FML
Today, I got this beautiful girl's number at a bar. After the night was over, I was pretty drunk and sent too many drunk Snapchats. When I'd sobered up, I deleted them. She asked why I deleted them, so I said because I was drunk and didn't remember what I sent. She hasn't messaged me back since. FML
Today, I received a drunken prank call from a girl I didn't know around 1am. I don't know what's sadder, that I carried out the conversation for 30 minutes, or that this was the first girl to call me in over a year. FML
Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, the girl I like said she was out drinking with a friend. I'm pretty sure she has been lying about all the times she has "fallen asleep" and could not talk, and is actually seeing other people. FML
Today, slightly drunk from a head-frazzle of a night out from hell, I sent a text meant for my friend recounting the terrible date I'd just been on… to the date himself. He replied with, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
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ks0300 0
that is ******* hilarious. You just made my day
Golden_massimo 0
just think how funny you are drunk
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britishninja 0
dude. lol.
xashleyAsphyxia 0
this is kinda interesting since you don't know if she likes you or not. there's always the possibility of her not liking you, but, you never know either. maybe this is her style of luring you into a flirt. be truthful with her. if she does like you she might find whatever you said to her nice. but if she doesn't, depending on how she is, she could always let you down easily. so you never know, she could be messin around. just be truthful and hope for the best. :)
Rico255 0
u must be super obnoxious and annoying
JordynnLOL 11
just tell her the truth.. then throw in a "YOU'RE A DUMB BITCH!" and run away.
Pro_Nothing 9
play along
mintcar 10
Um, I'd go ahead and just tell her the truth.
patfellover 0
wow... that message must have been pretty intense.
Richisme 0
this is not a fml
yaysmile 0
Either tell her how you feel and tell her that you were not drunk, or just laugh and play it off like you were.
oldenuff2party 3
lie