By Excalibur - France
Today, I held a family reunion at my house. I bought a present for my nephew and to mix things up, I hid it in the house. We let him search around, amused, when he suddenly emerged shouting “Auntie has a sword!” He had opened the drawer on my nightstand and pulled out my vibrator. FML
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By  Glowworm56  |  25

At least he had no idea what it was. Thinking it's a sword isn't the worst thing. I would suggest he thoroughly wash his hands after handling the "sword" though.

By  Taurus_ChicKa  |  36

Well, that's embarrassing, but you kind of deserve it if you intentionally let your nephew search your house. You should have hidden things like that before you gave him permission.