By Excalibur - 23/04/2017 21:00 - France

Today, I held a family reunion at my house. I bought a present for my nephew and to mix things up, I hid it in the house. We let him search around, amused, when he suddenly emerged shouting “Auntie has a sword!” He had opened the drawer on my nightstand and pulled out my vibrator. FML
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Lol. Is it that big? No wonder some men cant size up haha.

OP, there's these new-fangled things called locks.... lol

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OP, there's these new-fangled things called locks.... lol

Lol. Is it that big? No wonder some men cant size up haha.

Idk.. I mean like there are some really small toy swords... unless you're also implying a lot of men are small

I guess this gives a new meaning to the phrase "falling on your sword".

they should illustrate this one

At least he had no idea what it was. Thinking it's a sword isn't the worst thing. I would suggest he thoroughly wash his hands after handling the "sword" though.

Well, that's embarrassing, but you kind of deserve it if you intentionally let your nephew search your house. You should have hidden things like that before you gave him permission.

???THAT'S EMBARRASSING.

That story was auntie-climactic

YDI. should have told him which rooms were open to search. always keep your bedroom closed. great story though. lesson learned ;)

This sounds like something that would be in a comedy movie, it's hilarious